witch in town
Feb 24th 2007 | 10:09 am
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witch in town
Please be aware that my mother is arriving at Perth International Airport at approx 11am tomorrow morning.
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless
Feb 24th 2007 | 10:12 am
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Re: witch in town
Please be aware that my mother is arriving at Perth International Airport at approx 11am tomorrow morning.
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless
you sound as if you really get on well
Feb 24th 2007 | 10:18 am
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Re: witch in town
A friend of mine calls her Mother in law, her 'Outlaw'.
Good luck with your mother.
Good luck with your mother.
Feb 24th 2007 | 11:04 am
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Re: witch in town
Thank god I'm in NSW... but I'll keep my head down just in case.
Feb 24th 2007 | 11:13 am
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Re: witch in town
What do you mean Witch in Town? I'm still in the UK, another 2 glorious days to go yet!!!
Feb 24th 2007 | 1:40 pm
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Re: witch in town
Please be aware that my mother is arriving at Perth International Airport at approx 11am tomorrow morning.
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless
Do we share a mother in law????
Jackie x
Feb 24th 2007 | 7:56 pm
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Re: witch in town
Please be aware that my mother is arriving at Perth International Airport at approx 11am tomorrow morning.
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless
Feb 28th 2007 | 9:48 am
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Re: witch in town
.........dont let your guard down peeps! she is still with you! Heading to Rottnest tomorrow apparantly so may be a good idea to keep small children off the island until futher notice! you have been warned 
Feb 28th 2007 | 11:00 am
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Re: witch in town
I have had the pleasure of my Mil and Fil since 21st of Jan,
Only 3 more weeks to go
They are even getting on my hubbys nerves
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Only 3 more weeks to go
They are even getting on my hubbys nerves
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