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daunted Feb 24th 2007 10:09 am

witch in town
 
Please be aware that my mother is arriving at Perth International Airport at approx 11am tomorrow morning.
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless ;)

curly Feb 24th 2007 10:12 am

Re: witch in town
 

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 4451393)
Please be aware that my mother is arriving at Perth International Airport at approx 11am tomorrow morning.
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless ;)

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:rofl:
you sound as if you really get on well :eek:

iPom Feb 24th 2007 10:18 am

Re: witch in town
 
A friend of mine calls her Mother in law, her 'Outlaw'.


Good luck with your mother.

daunted Feb 24th 2007 10:23 am

Re: witch in town
 

Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4451419)
A friend of mine calls her Mother in law, her 'Outlaw'.


Good luck with your mother.


No it is me that should be wishin YOU lot good luck :D I dropped her off at Manchester airport this morning - shes on her way to you :thumbup:

iPom Feb 24th 2007 11:04 am

Re: witch in town
 
Thank god I'm in NSW... but I'll keep my head down just in case.

Pollyana Feb 24th 2007 11:13 am

Re: witch in town
 
What do you mean Witch in Town? I'm still in the UK, another 2 glorious days to go yet!!!:thumbup:

Mrs JFW Feb 24th 2007 1:40 pm

Re: witch in town
 

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 4451393)
Please be aware that my mother is arriving at Perth International Airport at approx 11am tomorrow morning.
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless ;)


Do we share a mother in law???? :confused:


Jackie x :lol:

moneypenny20 Feb 24th 2007 6:05 pm

Re: witch in town
 

Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4451419)
A friend of mine calls her Mother in law, her 'Outlaw'.


Good luck with your mother.

I call my mother, my hubby's MIL. Seems to make the distance further:D

Ransi Feb 24th 2007 6:25 pm

Re: witch in town
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 4451557)
What do you mean Witch in Town? I'm still in the UK, another 2 glorious days to go yet!!!:thumbup:

Can you bring me back some cheese and onion pasties,please.

Perthforme Feb 24th 2007 7:56 pm

Re: witch in town
 

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 4451393)
Please be aware that my mother is arriving at Perth International Airport at approx 11am tomorrow morning.
She will be arriving on a class 2 broom stick which she has permission to park at the airport for the duration of her stay.
Please be aware that for health and safety reasons it is advisable to keep all small reptiles indoors for the duration of her stay. Frogs legs and snake skins are so hard to come by over here that when she gets to oz she tends to have a bit of a party.
If sighted it is advisable to pass widely. Children are advised not to make eye contact and pass by as quietly as possible.
In the event of an emergency she can be temporarily stunned by chucking a bucket of water over her (as in wizard of oz)
I wish you luck in this trying time.
Good luck and god bless ;)

Well if its not one thing its your mother :blink:

daunted Feb 28th 2007 9:48 am

Re: witch in town
 
.........dont let your guard down peeps! she is still with you! Heading to Rottnest tomorrow apparantly so may be a good idea to keep small children off the island until futher notice! you have been warned :D

MJELNC Feb 28th 2007 11:00 am

Re: witch in town
 
I have had the pleasure of my Mil and Fil since 21st of Jan,:frown:
Only 3 more weeks to go:D
They are even getting on my hubbys nerves:lol:
Jo

ub40fan Feb 28th 2007 11:30 am

Re: witch in town
 

Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 4452237)
I call my mother, my hubby's MIL. Seems to make the distance further:D

I call mine a Dragon - 'nuff said :)


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