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Jan 19th 2008, 12:28 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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Originally Posted by asher

give him a few more drinks an get him to join BB

Hey this is my show and im not THAT kind of male nurse

I'll just sort the music out and you girls can pull up get yourselves seated.But remember no free touchy feelies,dont forget those dollar bills

Jan 19th 2008, 12:28 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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i did that in a jacuzzi once when i was younger. bloody bloke of mine didnt tell me other people had got in too!

i could have killed him when i turned around and there were 3 other bllokes looking at me with interest

didnt he tell you it was a swingers party then.......

Jan 19th 2008, 12:29 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky

i did that in a jacuzzi once when i was younger. bloody bloke of mine didnt tell me other people had got in too!

i could have killed him when i turned around and there were 3 other bllokes looking at me with interest

OMG

how embarrasing!

how did you handle that

Jan 19th 2008, 12:32 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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OMG

how embarrasing!

how did you handle that

just calmly walked out and never went back there again.

wernt as bad as the time his mum caught us at it while we were supposed to be babysitting.

i was mortified and he thought it was funny as hell

Jan 19th 2008, 12:32 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

Hey this is my show and im not THAT kind of male nurse

I'll just sort the music out and you girls can pull up get yourselves seated.But remember no free touchy feelies,dont forget those dollar bills

Hmm most male nurses i know are right little lotharios! never thought you were gay just thought you might like another bloke to join the lineup

no dollar bills mate you are earning your pints, we have the score cards ready though

Jan 19th 2008, 12:32 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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no complaints yet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky

i did that in a jacuzzi once when i was younger. bloody bloke of mine didnt tell me other people had got in too!

i could have killed him when i turned around and there were 3 other bllokes looking at me with interest

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Originally Posted by asher

OMG

how embarrasing!

how did you handle that

Hand or mouth?

Am laughing out loud & 8yo son wants to know what's so funny!

Jan 19th 2008, 12:33 am

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OMG

how embarrasing!

how did you handle that

Well i've seen the dvd and very good it is too,how she holds her breath for soooooo long i'll never know

Jan 19th 2008, 12:33 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

Hey this is my show and im not THAT kind of male nurse

I'll just sort the music out and you girls can pull up get yourselves seated.But remember no free touchy feelies,dont forget those dollar bills

Hey, everythings free in this bar BB, didn't you know that?

Jan 19th 2008, 12:35 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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Well i've seen the dvd and very good it is too,how she holds her breath for soooooo long i'll never know

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Originally Posted by sallyclaire

Hand or mouth?

Am laughing out loud & 8yo son wants to know what's so funny!

pmsl

Jan 19th 2008, 12:36 am

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asher

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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Hand or mouth?

Am laughing out loud & 8yo son wants to know what's so funny!

better tell him about the birds and bees soon!

Jan 19th 2008, 12:37 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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Well i've seen the dvd and very good it is too,how she holds her breath for soooooo long i'll never know

she had a secret snorkle

Jan 19th 2008, 12:37 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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better tell him about the birds and bees soon!

funny you should say that.

my 7 yr old came up her dad a few days ago and asked:

"why do boys have a willy and girls have a hole?" he wasnt sure how to answer that and told her to ask me.

she hasnt yet. thank god!

Jan 19th 2008, 12:39 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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Hey, everythings free in this bar BB, didn't you know that?

If ya aint got the dough ya dont see the show,do you take me to be a cheap male fluesy

Jan 19th 2008, 12:39 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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she probably knows the answer already and was just trying to embarrass her dad!

Jan 19th 2008, 12:40 am

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Re: the whinging pom , bars open

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

If ya aint got the dough ya dont see the show,do you take me to be a cheap male fluesy

yes. now get on with it.

strip, strip, strip!!