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Cheetah7 Oct 9th 2011 4:34 pm

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This is my new edition 'Emily' - she is not used to humans and still has stitches in from her desexing so will be in a cat pen for a bit. She managed a little potter around this morning in the house and actually let me groom her for a few minutes, then she saw Gordon who is double her size at least, let out a little growl and ran back to her cage.:wub:

She is lovely though, she has never had cat meat and doesnt know what to do with it, she nibbles on bits of biscuit and that is it really but I am sure she will soon fit in. Gordon has taken to sleeping next to her cage and calls out to her quite a bit.

Rocky just thinks she is something to be herded up.

eddie007 Oct 9th 2011 11:31 pm

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Thursday 20th October 2011... 1600

My one BIG CHANCE

Lets hope the day isnt TOO stressful, as I'm going straight from work...

Cheetah7 Oct 10th 2011 12:12 pm

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Im very excited but trying not to be.

An Editor who had taught us at college, well he was there when we showed our final 5 minuted docos on the big screen at college, and afterwards asked if I had written the narrative script for it and said my voiceover was good. He has also asked for a copy of my doco:thumbsup:

And this morning I get an email from someone else asking if I am still interested in work experience for some production.

Small things and I dont want to get my hopes up but it would mean the world to me to get into this industry.:o

carolinephillips Oct 10th 2011 2:26 pm

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I'm being slightly ironic here- trying to get a stool sample into a tiny pot when I have explosive bowel movements. Some days are just soooo exciting.

Cheetah7 Oct 10th 2011 2:40 pm

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 9668324)
I'm being slightly ironic here- trying to get a stool sample into a tiny pot when I have explosive bowel movements. Some days are just soooo exciting.

<snort>

:rofl:

You need to shit through a funnel, or you could have the funnel upside down and shove the pointy end up yer bum and then you can have a wide splat - just for fun of course.

Seriously, how the hell is one meant to do that in such a tiny pot.

carolinephillips Oct 10th 2011 2:44 pm

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The doc told me to use a takeaway tray then scrape /pour some into the pot.

(Apologies if I've given anyone a graphic image, or put them off tonight's takeaway.)

moneypenny20 Oct 10th 2011 4:14 pm

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It's ok, don't panic. I had just finished my lunch, thanks for checking first. Oh hang on you didn't. :sneaky::lol:

DadAgain Oct 10th 2011 4:25 pm

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 9668344)
The doc told me to use a takeaway tray then scrape /pour some into the pot...

errr... just recapping - you're LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS?


I knew this place is full of freaks and weirdos - but thats taking things to whole a new level....

eddie007 Oct 10th 2011 4:32 pm

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Clean disposeable collection container and pour... easy as...

Dont use your brand new tupperware...

Dorothy Oct 10th 2011 6:30 pm

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Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 9668422)
Clean disposeable collection container and pour... easy as...

Dont use your brand new tupperware...

Oh, NOW you tell her. :sneaky:

spartacus Oct 10th 2011 6:39 pm

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 9668324)
I'm being slightly ironic here- trying to get a stool sample into a tiny pot when I have explosive bowel movements. Some days are just soooo exciting.

You should see a doctor about that.

spartacus Oct 10th 2011 6:42 pm

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 9668344)
The doc told me to use a takeaway tray then scrape /pour some into the pot.

(Apologies if I've given anyone a graphic image, or put them off tonight's takeaway.)

http://international.stockfood.com/i...rst-871272.jpg

carolinephillips Oct 11th 2011 9:36 am

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Originally Posted by DadAgain (Post 9668418)
errr... just recapping - you're LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS?


I knew this place is full of freaks and weirdos - but thats taking things to whole a new level....

Read my post,(#125) I said I was being ironic.
Anyhoo the deed is done- found an old takeaway box in the garage so my tupperware is safe. Nothing like being told you have to give a sample to give you constipation!!

IRONY again- looking forward to the blood test later today. :thumbdown:They test me so often that my arms look like a druggie's.

carolinephillips Oct 11th 2011 9:38 am

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Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 9668551)
You should see a doctor about that.

I am- they are testing me for various things, and I'll have to have a colonoscopy too. Deep joy.

spartacus Oct 11th 2011 11:08 am

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 9669921)
I am- they are testing me for various things, and I'll have to have a colonoscopy too. Deep joy.

I was being ironic.


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