What have you won recently?
Feb 14th 2010 | 1:28 pm
#1
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What have you won recently?
Went into the fruit and veg barn this am, handed over $70 and my loyalty shopper card, and get told I am the daily winner.
Quite excited I ask what the prize is and am handed a CUCUMBER
Worse its a bloody second grade cucumber, not a nice shade of green and slightly limp.
Worse still 13 year old teen is with me sniggering and comments " she'll have fun with that "
Quite excited I ask what the prize is and am handed a CUCUMBER
Worse its a bloody second grade cucumber, not a nice shade of green and slightly limp.
Worse still 13 year old teen is with me sniggering and comments " she'll have fun with that "
Feb 14th 2010 | 1:29 pm
#2
Mostly Harmless
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Posts: 15,111
From: Semi-rural wonderworld, Brisbane
Re: What have you won recently?
The love of a fine woman.
I don't think I'll tell the OH ...
I don't think I'll tell the OH ...
Feb 14th 2010 | 1:42 pm
#3
FREE TIBET
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Re: What have you won recently?
The hand of a maiden so fair,must have been a bugger to saw off
Feb 14th 2010 | 1:46 pm
#4
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From: Redneck Wonderland
Re: What have you won recently?
I've won 2 X $25 meal vouchers in the goose club raffle last two consecutive weeks. Trouble is the food/service is allegedly so bad, the regulars are planning a boycott of the raffles if we continue with the meal vouchers
I may wait until the chef is replaced
I may wait until the chef is replaced
Feb 14th 2010 | 2:17 pm
#5
Oiiii.. You slaggg!
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 5,209
From: Brisbaneshire
Re: What have you won recently?
Went into the fruit and veg barn this am, handed over $70 and my loyalty shopper card, and get told I am the daily winner.
Quite excited I ask what the prize is and am handed a CUCUMBER
Worse its a bloody second grade cucumber, not a nice shade of green and slightly limp.
Worse still 13 year old teen is with me sniggering and comments " she'll have fun with that "
Quite excited I ask what the prize is and am handed a CUCUMBER
Worse its a bloody second grade cucumber, not a nice shade of green and slightly limp.
Worse still 13 year old teen is with me sniggering and comments " she'll have fun with that "
God bless Dell...
Feb 14th 2010 | 2:49 pm
#6
I'm Old Gregg!
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Posts: 8,460
From: A Former Bogan Colony in QLD
Re: What have you won recently?
Kporte recently won a "who can piss off the most amount of gypsies in a week" radio contest.
Feb 14th 2010 | 2:50 pm
#7
Lancs to central coast
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From: Central Coast NSW
Re: What have you won recently?
$1,112 on the lotto 2 Saturdays ago
Feb 14th 2010 | 3:31 pm
#8
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Posts: 546
Re: What have you won recently?
$3000 at an athletics event...
no i wasn't gambling .. i was in the event.
no i wasn't gambling .. i was in the event.
Feb 14th 2010 | 3:33 pm
#9
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From: Melbourne
Re: What have you won recently?
Nowt. Not even a meat tray! 
Feb 14th 2010 | 9:07 pm
#10
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From: Renfrewshire Scotland
Re: What have you won recently?
The centre of a Polo mint 
Feb 14th 2010 | 9:15 pm
#11
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From: Gloucestershire
Re: What have you won recently?
£25 on a premium bond. Actually, that's not entirely true in that I banked the cheque as both the envelope and cheque were addressed to me. However, a couple of days later I went to throw the counterfoil out and realised it was actually my daughter's. She is too young to have it paid to her, so I got it instead. Wondering whether to come clean ...........
Feb 14th 2010 | 9:29 pm
#12
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 28,998
Re: What have you won recently?
$90 on the Saturday Lotto. Actually, the ticket cost me $5, so I reallly only won $85. Still better than a punch in the face though.
Feb 14th 2010 | 9:32 pm
#13
no stressin no fussin....
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 12,616
From: Fantasy Island....
Re: What have you won recently?
Went into the fruit and veg barn this am, handed over $70 and my loyalty shopper card, and get told I am the daily winner.
Quite excited I ask what the prize is and am handed a CUCUMBER
Worse its a bloody second grade cucumber, not a nice shade of green and slightly limp.
Worse still 13 year old teen is with me sniggering and comments " she'll have fun with that "
Quite excited I ask what the prize is and am handed a CUCUMBER
Worse its a bloody second grade cucumber, not a nice shade of green and slightly limp.
Worse still 13 year old teen is with me sniggering and comments " she'll have fun with that "
does it run on batteries
Feb 14th 2010 | 9:56 pm
#14
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From: Hill overlooking the SE Melbourne suburbs
Feb 14th 2010 | 9:59 pm
#15
Chan eil aon chà nan gu le
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From: On the ning nang nong
Re: What have you won recently?
Sweet FA for me - par for the course though
