What have you won recently?
 

Went into the fruit and veg barn this am, handed over $70 and my loyalty shopper card, and get told I am the daily winner.

Quite excited I ask what the prize is and am handed a CUCUMBER:blink:

Worse its a bloody second grade cucumber, not a nice shade of green and slightly limp.

Worse still 13 year old teen is with me sniggering and comments " she'll have fun with that " :eek:

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The love of a fine woman.

I don't think I'll tell the OH ...

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The hand of a maiden so fair,must have been a bugger to saw off:D

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I've won 2 X $25 meal vouchers in the goose club raffle last two consecutive weeks. Trouble is the food/service is allegedly so bad, the regulars are planning a boycott of the raffles if we continue with the meal vouchers:eek:
I may wait until the chef is replaced;)

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I asked Dell computers to replace a door on my PC, which had come unstuck, but they couldn't so they replaced my entire PC with a brand new $4,000 top of the range Alienware gaming system.....No shit....

God bless Dell...

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Kporte recently won a "who can piss off the most amount of gypsies in a week" radio contest.

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$1,112 on the lotto 2 Saturdays ago

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$3000 at an athletics event...

no i wasn't gambling .. i was in the event.

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Nowt. Not even a meat tray! :(

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The centre of a Polo mint :rofl:

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£25 on a premium bond. Actually, that's not entirely true in that I banked the cheque as both the envelope and cheque were addressed to me. However, a couple of days later I went to throw the counterfoil out and realised it was actually my daughter's. She is too young to have it paid to her, so I got it instead. Wondering whether to come clean ...........:sneaky:

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$90 on the Saturday Lotto. Actually, the ticket cost me $5, so I reallly only won $85. Still better than a punch in the face though.

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:rofl::rofl: does it run on batteries:lol:

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Won the village race 3 years ago. Been fallow since...

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Sweet FA for me - par for the course though :sneaky: