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Sep 9th 2011, 9:02 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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Careful, you might get a splinter! lol

Precisely!

Sep 9th 2011, 9:04 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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You do it through a fence?

I've heard of holes in the cubicle wall but that is just asking for splinters and possibly a Tetanus Shot.

I thought it was called the money shot.

Sep 9th 2011, 9:05 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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I thought it was called the money shot.

The injection procedure at my all-boys school was a bit odd it has to be said.

Sep 9th 2011, 9:07 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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The injection procedure at my all-boys school was a bit odd it has to be said.

I nearly snuffed it when I had my smallpox vaccination at school (to allow me to go to the States). This statement is true.

Sep 9th 2011, 9:09 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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Careful, you might get a splinter! lol

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Originally Posted by DeadVim

You do it through a fence?

I've heard of holes in the cubicle wall but that is just asking for splinters and possibly a Tetanus Shot.

stop it you smutty lot

OK another one......I do small botty coughs down Coles isles when I think no one is about

Sep 9th 2011, 9:13 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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stop it you smutty lot

OK another one......I do small botty coughs down Coles isles when I think no one is about

I love farting in super markets. BUT I chose my victims. They are the ones who in summer stink of armpit foulness and are getting something from the chest freezer, thus opening up their arm pits. They get farted on.!

Sep 9th 2011, 9:15 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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I nearly snuffed it when I had my smallpox vaccination at school (to allow me to go to the States). This statement is true.

I believe you ... The closest I came to death at school was cross country ... Mr Cushing, the archetypal PE Bastard ... I sincerely hope he's dead now.

Ah yes, I'm not alone ... Post Dated 12-04-2005, 12:13 PM here ... http://www.cpfc.org/forums//archive/.../t-104750.html

Sep 9th 2011, 9:18 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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Oh no I don't choose victims....my aim is to do it quietly down an isle when no ones about but it doesn't always work

On one occasion an old lady was behind one of those special offer stands and I didn't see her, she came from behind the stand and winked at me

Sep 9th 2011, 9:19 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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Oh no I don't choose victims....my aim is to do it quietly down an isle when no ones about but it doesn't always work

On one occasion an old lady was behind one of those special offer stands and I didn't see her, she came from behind the stand and winked at me

Maybe she thought she had farted.

Sep 9th 2011, 9:21 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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Maybe she thought she had farted.

No it was definitly me

I once spoke to an old Sally Army lady, bonnet and all and as she walked away each step had a fart, that was funny as fluck

Sep 9th 2011, 9:22 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

I've got a grubby hobbit, does that count?

Sep 9th 2011, 9:23 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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I've got a grubby hobbit, does that count?

Only if he farts or you fart on him

Sep 9th 2011, 9:24 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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I was lucky I reckon, at Bancrofts. Alas no longer boarding and they let girls in.

Bet there are more filthy habits there now.

Sep 9th 2011, 9:24 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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I've got a grubby hobbit, does that count?

And that's not a nice thing to say about Barbie

where is he by the way? He's too quiet

Sep 9th 2011, 9:26 am

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Re: what filthy habbits have you got?

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And that's not a nice thing to say about Barbie

where is he by the way? He's too quiet

Picking his nose. Who is going to cough to eating boges?

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