joho

There is always to much month left at the end of the money.

Jo

Fenton Beasley

What about other people's poo?

Wol

Your whippersnipper (weedwhacker, strimmer) eats reels of nylon line - but you never see any on the lawn.

Other people's ballpoint pens always write smoother than your own.

(In Australia) The one time that you ignore the left turn indicator flashing on the car already in the roundabout - assuming that he will actually exit before getting to you - is the very time he will actually keep turning right.

Shoan and Rich

A (my) toddlers legs never work on the way back to the car from the park

Sheff_Sparky

kids always make you out to be a lier. Wont eat something at home but will stuff themselves silly with it at anyone else's house. Little bassas