Universal Truths
 

Universal Truths

Has anyone else got any, here are a couple of mine to get you started..........

1) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.


2) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

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Some days you see lots of people on crutches

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If the wind changes you'll stay like it.

Jo

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Bricks are horrible to carry

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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones

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don't they just! :eek:

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Electrical things always pack up just after the guarantee runs out..:curse:

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And.... when was the last time anyone saw a white dog poo?

They seemed to be a regular sight when I was wee, I think they have become extinct along with all the torn up porno's you used to find in the park :o

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apparently its because dogs no longer chew on as many real bones- it was the calcium in in the bones that turned the pooh white!:unsure:

Other peoples chips taste better than your own!:)

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Right up to the point that the fork goes into the back of your hand!:D

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Its worth the pain!:p

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A duck's quack won't echo

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Everyone always remembers where they were when they found out one of their friends had given birth.

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Who actually rolls around on the floor laughing? I have heard the saying so many times 'I was rolling around the floor laughing' or 'I was pissing myself laughing' - I mean, did you actually wet yourself? Ive peed my pants laughing - well I havent really but you know.:D

Does eating prunes really put hairs on your chest?

Why does eating all your dinner help the starving children of Africa?

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I don't think I ever LOL'ed either