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Old Aug 12th 2007, 10:56 am
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Has anyone else got any, here are a couple of mine to get you started..........

1) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.


2) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
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Some days you see lots of people on crutches
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Has anyone else got any, here are a couple of mine to get you started..........

1) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.


2) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
If the wind changes you'll stay like it.

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Bricks are horrible to carry
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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones
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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones
don't they just!
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Electrical things always pack up just after the guarantee runs out..:curse:
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And.... when was the last time anyone saw a white dog poo?

They seemed to be a regular sight when I was wee, I think they have become extinct along with all the torn up porno's you used to find in the park
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And.... when was the last time anyone saw a white dog poo?

They seemed to be a regular sight when I was wee, I think they have become extinct along with all the torn up porno's you used to find in the park
apparently its because dogs no longer chew on as many real bones- it was the calcium in in the bones that turned the pooh white!

Other peoples chips taste better than your own!
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Other peoples chips taste better than your own!

Right up to the point that the fork goes into the back of your hand!
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Right up to the point that the fork goes into the back of your hand!
Its worth the pain!
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Everyone always remembers where they were when they found out one of their friends had given birth.
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Who actually rolls around on the floor laughing? I have heard the saying so many times 'I was rolling around the floor laughing' or 'I was pissing myself laughing' - I mean, did you actually wet yourself? Ive peed my pants laughing - well I havent really but you know.

Does eating prunes really put hairs on your chest?

Why does eating all your dinner help the starving children of Africa?
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Who actually rolls around on the floor laughing? I have heard the saying so many times 'I was rolling around the floor laughing' or 'I was pissing myself laughing' - I mean, did you actually wet yourself? Ive peed my pants laughing - well I havent really but you know.

Does eating prunes really put hairs on your chest?

Why does eating all your dinner help the starving children of Africa?
I don't think I ever LOL'ed either
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