Gawd you're a hard man at times...... I know, its all about karma

Is BB a karma whore too?

Nah, he's been looking at at stuff like this

Translation (just in case) : Optical illusion If you look carefully in the background, you'll notice the presence of a boat ....

Would I call him a whore when he's not online to defend himself?

Errr, yes!

How is Mr PP coming along?

Hope he is really starting to feel much better & hope you are too!

He is doing very well today - although when he has taken his morphine he comes out with some funny stuff.

Last night I farted in the bedroom - not my fault as I had eaten mushrooms. Anyway, my stomach was rotten, totally smouldering and dont any of you ladies pretend you dont fart, although I for some reason cannot imagine the likes of Polly, Dorothy or Moneypenny farting - I dont know why, I just imagine them to be more refined and ladylike.

So I trumped and Mr PPs morphine was kicking in and he started shouting - quite seriously 'That is DISGUSTING! How would you like it if I had diarrhoea on your face!'

He then started saying 'You are picking on me because I am handicapped' - this was all said in a very doped up voice with his eyes tightly shut.

I gulped and snorted and bit the pillow as I was laughing so much and he fell asleep whilst muttering words like 'diarrhoea' and 'handicapped' and that was the last I heard of him till this morning.

Honestly, I could make a book about this.

Perhaps you should write a book! You write very well & are very funny!
I can't imagine that MP farts either but those other two are mingin!

Glad to hear that all is progressing with Mr PP. thinking of you both & positive vibes across the country!

In the early days he was on morphine and a fentanyl(sp) drip given via a pump. He was asking the nurse when Rocky our dog could come and visit.

Strange - mushrooms do that to me too.....

What type of mushroom exactly?

Button mushrooms

Actually I am pretty rank tonight as well, Ive stunk the shower out and Mr PP is crumpling his nose in disgust.

Yet he will think nothing of paying me back when he is better. He cant fart too well at the moment as it hurts his ribs to push.

I think he has a good point

Ironically, I think morphine can make you constipated, Mrs Cooler was in hospital for two months last year with SPD whilst pregnant (symphysis pubis dysfunction). We had a few very strange phone calls whilst she had some morphine.

Cooler

He refused to take it at first but doctor told him to take it, he would wake up at 3am in agony. He took the morphine and sleeps till 5am now which is a miracle. He sometimes wakes up at 4am but isnt in so much pain.

I am so glad I can laugh about this now, a week ago I couldnt.

Oh yes, constipation - we have that symptom as well - hence the morphine induced talk of diarrhoea