It's looking better already.

Ta, I think

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I had to move over here as I couldn't find any job vacancies in London pubs. It was bloody foreigners there too, they get everywhere don't they??

I have a good joke about that, but no doubt you've heard it.

I blame Lara Bingle...there I was, quite happily sat at home with a can
of warm foster's watching Coronation Street in my woodchip wallpapered living room.

Up she pops,blonde hair blowing in the breeze,walking along a golden beach jiggling her boobies "were the bloody hell are ya"..well I sold that house quicker than a rat up a drainpipe...

Now I'm here and she's gone off with some poncy cricketer....

Ah well never mind...."such is life"

Right, I get it now thanks St. GG and Sheff_sparky.
Don't feel quite so left out now.

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guess what word I'm thinking of.

Slapper?

nearly

Can't be whore, I don't charge for it.

wife, then.

Oh good God no, I charge the hub.

poor blokes paying for the rest of his life!!

Mine says he would have got less for murder!