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bcworld Oct 22nd 2009 4:15 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by West Vic (Post 8038224)
Hardly likely to happen is it? And if you had any experience of the female anatomy you'd know that. :rolleyes:

Someone told me it was like chucking a can of Irn Bru up the M8! :blink:

LouiseR Oct 22nd 2009 4:17 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8038242)
No . . . like the elephant man's hat . . .

I don't understand your one. What would the elephant man's hat look like?

spartacus Oct 22nd 2009 4:17 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by bcworld (Post 8038247)
Someone told me it was like chucking a can of Irn Bru up the M8! :blink:

Good Lord . . . I'm surprised at you BC . . . normally such a nice boy!

bcworld Oct 22nd 2009 4:18 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8038251)
Good Lord . . . I'm surprised at you BC . . . normally such a nice boy!

:o - the beer fridge hasn't even opened yet!

spartacus Oct 22nd 2009 4:18 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by Louiseh86 (Post 8038250)
I don't understand your one. What would the elephant man's hat look like?

Big and . . . err . . . wide of rim . . .

spartacus Oct 22nd 2009 4:20 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by bcworld (Post 8038252)
:o - the beer fridge hasn't even opened yet!

I'd like you to just sit in the corner on your own for five minutes . . . have a good think about what you've said and who you might've upset . . . and then come back and apologise . . .

scottishcelts Oct 22nd 2009 4:21 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by Louiseh86 (Post 8038240)
Do you mean a Wizards Sleeve? or a Hippo's Yawn? ;)

Or the Clyde Tunnel...

LouiseR Oct 22nd 2009 4:23 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8038253)
Big and . . . err . . . wide of rim . . .

Oh... :o I like my phrases better!

LouiseR Oct 22nd 2009 4:23 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8038257)
Or the Clyde Tunnel...

We say Mersey Tunnel!

spartacus Oct 22nd 2009 4:26 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8038257)
Or the Clyde Tunnel...

Like 'shoving a sausage up the Tyne Tunnel' was voted 'Most Evocative Phrase' on some on-line vote thing somewhere . . .

West Vic Oct 22nd 2009 5:05 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 
Or "like throwing a sausage up O'Connell St" lol! Ah so many variations on the same thing.

johnnyx0 Oct 22nd 2009 5:12 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 
"chucking a sausage up an alley" is my regional variation...

kporte Oct 22nd 2009 5:18 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by West Vic (Post 8038224)
K Porte:



Hardly likely to happen is it? And if you had any experience of the female anatomy you'd know that. :rolleyes:

have you seen SCs Beaver-eaver-eaver-eaver-er-er?

West Vic Oct 23rd 2009 9:54 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

KPorte:

have you seen SCs Beaver-eaver-eaver-eaver-er-er
?

Of course not! But she most be some woman if she can accomodate that Rabbit thingy. Gives me the goosebumps and not in a good way lol!

iamthecreaturefromuranus Oct 23rd 2009 9:57 pm

Re: Is there something wrong with me??
 

Originally Posted by johnnyx0 (Post 8038330)
"chucking a sausage up an alley" is my regional variation...

Manchester's offering


Kicking a can up an entry...


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