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Pollyana Jun 1st 2011 9:53 am

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9403680)
I'll have a coffee being that i will be working the door,'if yer names not on the list ya aint gettin in,now fk off,oh and no fat bstards with goatee's allowed':thumbdown::frown:

OOooh we got ourselves a doorman, excellent!
If they're fat, just frow them in the river :rofl: :sneaky:

coffee coming up :thumbup:

Bernieboy Jun 1st 2011 9:56 am

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9403684)
OOooh we got ourselves a doorman, excellent!
If they're fat, just frow them in the river :rofl: :sneaky:

coffee coming up :thumbup:

Fat people allowed(otherwise we'd be empty:blink:)but fat with a goatee,NO:thumbdown:

Pollyana Jun 1st 2011 10:00 am

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9403686)
Fat people allowed(otherwise we'd be empty:blink:)but fat with a goatee,NO:thumbdown:

okey dokey, I'll leave it in your capable hands :D Make sure you get some celebrities to drop in, we need to raise the tone of the place a bit ;)

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 10:54 am

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9403686)
Fat people allowed(otherwise we'd be empty:blink:)but fat with a goatee,NO:thumbdown:

er, I'm fat with a goatee, but I'm already in...can I stay?

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 10:55 am

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9403674)
Hanging around the bricklaying thread last time I saw him :D

thanks:huh:

Turban Explorer Jun 1st 2011 11:09 am

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 
Can we have a lock - in with Derek Double-Disk on the disco with the Greece medley. A sneeky spliff out of the bog window?

Dreamy Jun 1st 2011 11:54 am

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9403680)
no fat bstards with goatee's allowed':thumbdown::frown:

I didn't want to drink here anyway.


:: strops off to find a less discerning establishment ::

Turban Explorer Jun 1st 2011 12:00 pm

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Dreamy (Post 9403930)
I didn't want to drink here anyway.


:: strops off to find a less discerning establishment ::

Oh Dreamy, you're not fat*, you're phat!:thumbsup:

*unless it was the beard to which you were referring!!

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 12:01 pm

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Dreamy (Post 9403930)
I didn't want to drink here anyway.


:: strops off to find a less discerning establishment ::

don't go Dreamy!!

this place is deader than a corpse dropped in vat of freezing battery acid

Dreamy Jun 1st 2011 12:07 pm

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9403948)
Oh Dreamy, you're not fat*, you're phat!:thumbsup:

*unless it was the beard to which you were referring!!

Yes it was the beard.

It's trimmed really well too.

brissybee Jun 1st 2011 12:08 pm

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 
I'm just passing but thought I'd mention someone has left a bag unattended in the ladies toilet.

Dreamy Jun 1st 2011 12:08 pm

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by unfair dinkum (Post 9403951)
don't go Dreamy!!

this place is deader than a corpse dropped in vat of freezing battery acid

Someone will have to deal with the garden gnome they've got on the door then.

Is the Corpse in Battery Acid some sort of trendy cocktail? It sounds rather invigorating.

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 12:14 pm

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Dreamy (Post 9403978)
Someone will have to deal with the garden gnome they've got on the door then.

Is the Corpse in Battery Acid some sort of trendy cocktail? It sounds rather invigorating.

it does have a certain ring to it,

anyone want a Corpse Dropped in a Vat of Freezing Battery Acid?
I'll just think up the ingredients....OK:

freezing battery acid, vermouth, ice, dead body and a splash of Cointreau

$67

Turban Explorer Jun 1st 2011 12:22 pm

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by unfair dinkum (Post 9403990)
it does have a certain ring to it,

anyone want a Corpse Dropped in a Vat of Freezing Battery Acid?
I'll just think up the ingredients....OK:

freezing battery acid, vermouth, ice, dead body and a splash of Cointreau

$67

Sounds like an evening out with Amy Winehouse. Count me in.

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 12:22 pm

Re: "The Staggerabout" - The Barbie's newest pub......
 

Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9404009)
Sounds like an evening out with Amy Winehouse.

:rofl::thumbup:


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