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Pollyana May 31st 2011 6:04 pm

"Stumble Inn" - the Barbie's very own pub
 
Its been while since the Barbie, or the Australia forum as a whole, had its own pub. Maybe its time to give it another go. So, I'm declaring it open, with a temporary name of "The Staggerabout" but as soon as someone comes up with a decent name that meets general approval I'll change it :thumbup: cos its not my pub, it belongs to everyone :thumbsup::cool:

Rules of the house are - anyone can work behind the bar as long as they are honest and put the takings in the till. If there's no-one behind the bar, serve yourself and put the takings in the till :D No swearing and no fighting!

We sell tea, coffee, summat strange called Irn Bru and every alcoholic drink on the planet............and bar snacks to die for, of course!

Now, first round is on me but get in quick, I'm off-shift in 3 hours :rofl: :beer:

rasen78 May 31st 2011 6:15 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9400386)
Its been while since the Barbie, or the Australia forum as a whole, had its own pub. Maybe its time to give it another go. So, I'm declaring it open, with a temporary name of "The Staggerabout" but as soon as someone comes up with a decent name that meets general approval I'll change it :thumbup: cos its not my pub, it belongs to everyone :thumbsup::cool:

Rules of the house are - anyone can work behind the bar as long as they are honest and put the takings in the till. If there's no-one behind the bar, serve yourself and put the takings in the till :D No swearing and no fighting!

We sell tea, coffee, summat strange called Irn Bru and every alcoholic drink on the planet............and bar snacks to die for, of course!

Now, first round is on me but get in quick, I'm off-shift in 3 hours :rofl: :beer:


Dry white wine spritzer please. I aim to bring a touch of class to the place :-)



Swiftly followed by a campari and soda - dead classy me:thumbsup:

Pollyana May 31st 2011 6:20 pm

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Originally Posted by rasen78 (Post 9400410)
Dry white wine spritzer please. I aim to bring a touch of class to the place :-)



Swiftly followed by a campari and soda - dead classy me:thumbsup:

Sounds good to me, coming up :thumbup:

I'm going to totally indulge myself and have a large glass of Ninth Island Chardonnay, my fave Tassie wine....beautiful :)

rasen78 May 31st 2011 6:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9400423)
Sounds good to me, coming up :thumbup:

I'm going to totally indulge myself and have a large glass of Ninth Island Chardonnay, my fave Tassie wine....beautiful :)

Will keep my eye out for that one:thumbup:

Best get him indoors a pint of your finest lager;)

Fancy a game of pool?

Pollyana May 31st 2011 6:34 pm

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Originally Posted by rasen78 (Post 9400430)
Will keep my eye out for that one:thumbup:

Best get him indoors a pint of your finest lager;)

Fancy a game of pool?

Being an Aussie pub that'll be Cascade Premium then, TEDs is a close second though :)
Yeah, I'll give pool a go, not very good these days mind, I'm very out of practice :D

ROMFT_WO2RN May 31st 2011 6:37 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9400449)
Being an Aussie pub that'll be Cascade Premium then, TEDs is a close second though :)
Yeah, I'll give pool a go, not very good these days mind, I'm very out of practice :D

What a surprise finding you 2 in the pub :rolleyes:

Mines a pint of Royal Marine with a Moose Milk chaser :beer:

Do you have Sky Sports?

Pollyana May 31st 2011 6:41 pm

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Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN (Post 9400455)
What a surprise finding you 2 in the pub :rolleyes:

Mines a pint of Royal Marine with a Moose Milk chaser :beer:

Do you have Sky Sports?

Drinks coming up:thumbsup:

Sky Sports? Pope? Catholic? As long as Swansea aren't playing (hiss spit!!) :rofl:

ROMFT_WO2RN May 31st 2011 6:45 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9400460)
Drinks coming up:thumbsup:

Sky Sports? Pope? Catholic? As long as Swansea aren't playing (hiss spit!!) :rofl:

just to clarify is this a skimpy? ;)

Pollyana May 31st 2011 6:48 pm

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Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN (Post 9400465)
just to clarify is this a skimpy? ;)

You can only have skimpy barmaids if we get skimpy barmen :D :sneaky:

Turban Explorer May 31st 2011 6:59 pm

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'Give me a screaming orgasm and a bag of nuts please' :thumbsup:

Pollyana May 31st 2011 7:01 pm

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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9400495)
'Give me a screaming orgasm and a bag of nuts please' :thumbsup:

Errrr you talking to me or ROMFT_WO2RN :rofl:

Think I'll play the innocent and just ask whether thats Dry Roasted or just Salted nuts? :D

Andy_P May 31st 2011 7:08 pm

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I'll have a Baileys & Cherryade with obligatory cocktail umbrella.

Proper Del Boy style. Pukka!

Pollyana May 31st 2011 7:20 pm

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Originally Posted by Andy_P (Post 9400512)
I'll have a Baileys & Cherryade with obligatory cocktail umbrella.

Proper Del Boy style. Pukka!

Baileys and Cherryade :eek:

Coming up. umbrella and all........mine is not to reason why! Just don't do a Delboy and lean on the bar when I lift the flap up....... :rofl:

rasen78 May 31st 2011 7:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9400546)
Baileys and Cherryade :eek:

Coming up. umbrella and all........mine is not to reason why! Just don't do a Delboy and lean on the bar when I lift the flap up....... :rofl:

Well, if we're on the cocktails now, I shall have sex on the beach followed by a blue lagoon please - relive my 20s:thumbsup::drinkwine:

Oh and a bag of pork scratchings:D

Pollyana May 31st 2011 7:31 pm

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Originally Posted by rasen78 (Post 9400554)
Well, if we're on the cocktails now, I shall have sex on the beach followed by a blue lagoon please - relive my 20s:thumbsup::drinkwine:

:thumbsup::wub:



Originally Posted by rasen78 (Post 9400554)
Oh and a bag of pork scratchings:D

There's always one :rolleyes::D

Kapri May 31st 2011 7:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9400546)
Baileys and Cherryade :eek:

Coming up


It'll be coming up later :eek:

I'll have white wine please. Is this 'The Whinging Pom' refurbished? I miss our mad drunken trips round the world :lol:

ROMFT_WO2RN May 31st 2011 7:42 pm

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Originally Posted by Kapri (Post 9400579)
It'll be coming up later :eek:

I'll have white wine please. Is this 'The Whinging Pom' refurbished? I miss our mad drunken trips round the world :lol:

oohh lets play round the world in 80 beers :thumbsup: last man standing buys the kebabs ;)

Pollyana May 31st 2011 7:43 pm

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Originally Posted by Kapri (Post 9400579)
It'll be coming up later :eek:

I'll have white wine please. Is this 'The Whinging Pom' refurbished? I miss our mad drunken trips round the world :lol:

Yep its that kind of thing! We need another bar - that one kind-of fizzled out, and most of the other countries/areas have a bar, so its time we joined in again :thumbup: Plus we have a lot of new people since the days of the Whinging Pom so lets get the spirit going again :)

White wine for you here :thumbup:

Pollyana May 31st 2011 7:45 pm

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Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN (Post 9400584)
oohh lets play round the world in 80 beers :thumbsup: last man standing buys the kebabs ;)

Thats the spirit - if you look at the other forums a lot of them have bars/pubs....its a while since the Barbie had one, time to get going again I reckon :thumbsup: And a good-natured pub crawl with a keeeebab thrown in is always fun :D

ROMFT_WO2RN May 31st 2011 7:47 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9400593)
Thats the spirit - if you look at the other forums a lot of them have bars/pubs....its a while since the Barbie had one, time to get going again I reckon :thumbsup: And a good-natured pub crawl with a keeeebab thrown in is always fun :D

I'll start :- Effes

rasen78 May 31st 2011 7:58 pm

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Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN (Post 9400601)
I'll start :- Effes

Turkey

Tusker

ROMFT_WO2RN May 31st 2011 8:02 pm

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Originally Posted by rasen78 (Post 9400631)
Turkey

Tusker

Kenya

Seybrou

iamthecreaturefromuranus May 31st 2011 8:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9400386)
Its been while since the Barbie, or the Australia forum as a whole, had its own pub. Maybe its time to give it another go. So, I'm declaring it open, with a temporary name of "The Staggerabout" but as soon as someone comes up with a decent name that meets general approval

"Tumbleweeds" The place for a load of blow-ins

unfair dinkum May 31st 2011 10:32 pm

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Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN (Post 9400636)
Kenya

Seybrou

Beer Chang- Thailand?

Anyway, can I have a slow comfortable screw up against a wall, followed by a wank?

spartacus Jun 1st 2011 12:28 am

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I'll have a Babycham . . . is there anywhere I can tie up my horse?

renth Jun 1st 2011 12:31 am

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How much is a pint?

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 12:32 am

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Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 9401189)
I'll have a Babycham . . . is there anywhere I can tie up my horse?

no sorry mate, we don't do that cocktail?
we can do a dogger's surprise

scottishcelts Jun 1st 2011 12:34 am

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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9400495)
'Give me a screaming orgasm and a bag of nuts please' :thumbsup:

Slut!

scottishcelts Jun 1st 2011 12:35 am

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Voddie and Irn Bru for me.

Got any Tayto? :thumbsup:

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 12:48 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9401206)
Voddie and Irn Bru for me.

Got any Tayto? :thumbsup:

no sorry, burger rings?

slapphead_otool Jun 1st 2011 12:48 am

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Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN (Post 9400636)
Kenya

Seybrou


Allo Sailor, didn’t I see you at Turtle Bay? Or was it Archers Post?

Anyway mines a xxxx (just cost me $140 for that)

City: Jakarta
Beer: Bintang

Is this a girlie bar?

scottishcelts Jun 1st 2011 12:49 am

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Originally Posted by unfair dinkum (Post 9401242)
no sorry, burger rings?

:rofl: Think I'll just stick with the booze.

slapphead_otool Jun 1st 2011 12:49 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9401203)
Slut!

Barman, send a drink down to the cute minx over there. :wub:

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 12:58 am

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Originally Posted by slapphead_otool (Post 9401248)
Barman, send a drink down to the cute minx over there. :wub:

no thanks pal, pfffft

Turban Explorer Jun 1st 2011 1:00 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9401203)
Slut!

That Tourette's needs seeing to old girl! :thumbsup:

DeadVim Jun 1st 2011 1:05 am

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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 9400751)
"Tumbleweeds" The place for a load of blow-ins

"Cubicle 1" The place for a load of blow-jobs.

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 1:08 am

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Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9401277)
"Cubicle 1" The place for a load of blow-jobs.

careful not to slip though cobber!
needs a bit a clean up, anyone got any cillit bang?

Turban Explorer Jun 1st 2011 1:34 am

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Originally Posted by unfair dinkum (Post 9401279)
anyone got any cillit bang?

I think some of it went in my 'screaming orgasm'.

unfair dinkum Jun 1st 2011 1:38 am

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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9401322)
I think some of it went in my 'screaming orgasm'.

I've just thought up a new cocktail, 'dripping wet manhole'. thoughts?

Turban Explorer Jun 1st 2011 1:45 am

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Originally Posted by unfair dinkum (Post 9401332)
I've just thought up a new cocktail, 'dripping wet manhole'. thoughts?

What are the ingredients other than the obvious chocolate baileys and advocat? We may get blocked if we run this to its logical end Unfair D....


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