Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN (Post 9401915)

Had enough "man fat", in the blow job room then :sneaky:




sorry you'll just have to make do with slimline tonic instead :p

Mines a wobbly coffee for breakfast please barkeep :D

Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 9401919)

Thanks Poll,I declined the wetmanhole.Bit pricey at $22.Also can we mind the tone.I might have to bring the kids in after school.

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9401917)

:ohmy:

- think Broad shoulders and Unfair dinky doodah are in there, alone! :unsure:

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9401921)

Slimline tonic, too late for that :D I'm past worrying now, I believe in enjoying myself :thumbup:

Is that a pint of coffee you're after or just a standard mug? ;) I'm on the Bulmers myself, something tells me its gonna be a messy shift tonight.....in real life as well as in here :D

Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN (Post 9401929)

:eek:bugger didn't realise it was a Gay Bar, must find my arseless chaps for tonight




Oh no, standard HMS Duncan Mug ;) yours for £6 + p&p :lol: think I'll have brandy as my tot :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9400386)

Its been while since the Barbie, or the Australia forum as a whole, had its own pub. Maybe its time to give it another go. So, I'm declaring it open, with a temporary name of "The Staggerabout" but as soon as someone comes up with a decent name that meets general approval I'll change it :thumbup: cos its not my pub, it belongs to everyone :thumbsup::cool:

Rules of the house are - anyone can work behind the bar as long as they are honest and put the takings in the till. If there's no-one behind the bar, serve yourself and put the takings in the till :D No swearing and no fighting!

We sell tea, coffee, summat strange called Irn Bru and every alcoholic drink on the planet............and bar snacks to die for, of course!

Now, first round is on me but get in quick, I'm off-shift in 3 hours :rofl: :beer:

Originally Posted by The Squire of Onchan (Post 9402048)

and ... errrr, .... what you doing when you knock off? ;)

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9402094)

She usually visualises Tall Dark Mysterious Men

Originally Posted by The Squire of Onchan (Post 9402048)

Baileys & Cherryade doll ...

and ... errrr, .... what you doing when you knock off? ;)

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9402094)

She usually visualises Tall Dark Mysterious Men

Originally Posted by The Squire of Onchan (Post 9402111)

That's me out on three counts ...

Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 9402133)

Right,who has put an i.o.u in the till with no name on it.

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9403663)

Would never drink in a bar with this list of clientele,bunch of tossers:D

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9403663)

Would never drink in a bar with this list of clientele,bunch of tossers:D

Originally Posted by unfair dinkum (Post 9403673)

Has anyone seen broad shoulders?
He owes me a bj

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9403671)

I'll cancel the order for TEDs then and I'll drink all the Gaymers :p