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1) Pick the month you were born:
January -- I kicked
February -- I wrote a letter to
March -- I smoked
April -- I had lunch with
May -- I choked on
June -- I stalked
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I scheduled a meeting with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over
2) Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a foreigner
6-------my neighbour
7-------my gerbil
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my best friend's girlfriend
11-------my computer screen
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mother
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------an alien
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a footballer
26-------my sister
27-------your brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama (alpacca if you own a herd)
31-------a homeless person
3) Pick the colour(s) of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I hate society.
Purple--------because I'm popular.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me £1,000,000.
Orange-------because I can't stand my in-laws.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I can't control myself.
1) Pick the month you were born:
January -- I kicked
February -- I wrote a letter to
March -- I smoked
April -- I had lunch with
May -- I choked on
June -- I stalked
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I scheduled a meeting with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over
2) Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a foreigner
6-------my neighbour
7-------my gerbil
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my best friend's girlfriend
11-------my computer screen
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mother
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------an alien
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a footballer
26-------my sister
27-------your brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama (alpacca if you own a herd)
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31-------a homeless person
3) Pick the colour(s) of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I hate society.
Purple--------because I'm popular.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me £1,000,000.
Orange-------because I can't stand my in-laws.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I can't control myself.
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I ran over a computer screen because im a ninja! lol
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Apparently "I danced with a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want." Strange
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Strange
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Originally Posted by iPom
but uncannily accurate. ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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I kicked a squirrel because I hate society !
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I 'smoked my brother because the vioces told me too'
The one for Jay made me laugh
I choked on my best friend's boyfriend because I'm NOT a homosexual.
I'll be having words with her later
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The one for Jay made me laugh
I choked on my best friend's boyfriend because I'm NOT a homosexual.
I'll be having words with her later
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Originally Posted by Vanessa
I kicked a squirrel because I hate society ! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Nice colour green you're wearing today Vanessa.
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I smoked my sister because I was drunk! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Must have been a big night!!!
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Must have been a big night!!!
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I had lunch with a Llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Originally Posted by iPom
Nice colour green you're wearing today Vanessa. ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Originally Posted by Vanessa
like the green in your avatar!!!
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There aren't many of us who can get away with that colour... you must be a 'Spring' right?
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I danced with an iPod because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
That's about right.
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I'm an alcoholic cos I'm dead sexy and i feel like it
oops wrong place i thought it was AA
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oops wrong place i thought it was AA
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I'm an alcoholic cos I'm dead sexy and i feel like it
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