Something silly to while away the hours ....
Jul 16th 2006, 7:51 pm
#16
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by Pollyana
Theres always one 
and its usually you 
and its usually you
Jul 16th 2006, 7:53 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by soapy
yeh i beat bix to it this time
Jul 16th 2006, 8:23 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
I had lunch with my best friends girlfriend because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Jul 16th 2006, 8:54 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
i choked on a phone because i was high !!!!!
Nicky
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Jul 16th 2006, 9:02 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
I had lunch with a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want 
Jul 16th 2006, 9:03 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
I kicked a homeless person because I was drunk.
It's a fair cop guv.
It's a fair cop guv.
Jul 16th 2006, 9:11 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
I ran over a banana
because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Jul 16th 2006, 9:15 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by rossifumi
I ran over a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
because I'm sexy and I do what I want. 
Jul 16th 2006, 9:32 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by possoms
ooo you sure are baby
Jul 16th 2006, 10:17 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by iPom
CREATE A SENTENCE
1) Pick the month you were born:
January -- I kicked
February -- I wrote a letter to
March -- I smoked
April -- I had lunch with
May -- I choked on
June -- I stalked
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I scheduled a meeting with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over
2) Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a foreigner
6-------my neighbour
7-------my gerbil
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my best friend's girlfriend
11-------my computer screen
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mother
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------an alien
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a footballer
26-------my sister
27-------your brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama (alpacca if you own a herd)
31-------a homeless person
3) Pick the colour(s) of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I hate society.
Purple--------because I'm popular.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me £1,000,000.
Orange-------because I can't stand my in-laws.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I can't control myself.
1) Pick the month you were born:
January -- I kicked
February -- I wrote a letter to
March -- I smoked
April -- I had lunch with
May -- I choked on
June -- I stalked
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I scheduled a meeting with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over
2) Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a foreigner
6-------my neighbour
7-------my gerbil
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my best friend's girlfriend
11-------my computer screen
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mother
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------an alien
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a footballer
26-------my sister
27-------your brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama (alpacca if you own a herd)
31-------a homeless person
3) Pick the colour(s) of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I hate society.
Purple--------because I'm popular.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me £1,000,000.
Orange-------because I can't stand my in-laws.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I can't control myself.
i stalked my neighbour because im sexy and i do what i want
Mandy
Jul 16th 2006, 11:16 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
I smoked a homeless person because I'm cool like that
Jul 16th 2006, 11:27 pm
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
I ran over a baseball bat because I am sexy and do what I want.
Jul 17th 2006, 12:00 am
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by CasG
I ran over a baseball bat because I am sexy and do what I want.
Jul 17th 2006, 12:02 am
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Is that the baseball bat from the $89 thread?
whazt you on mate?
Jul 17th 2006, 12:50 am
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by rossifumi
I ran over a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Do you realise how much that banana cost :scared:
