CREATE A SENTENCE


1) Pick the month you were born:

January -- I kicked
February -- I wrote a letter to
March -- I smoked
April -- I had lunch with
May -- I choked on
June -- I stalked
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I scheduled a meeting with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over


2) Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a foreigner
6-------my neighbour
7-------my gerbil
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my best friend's girlfriend
11-------my computer screen
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mother
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------an alien
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a footballer
26-------my sister
27-------your brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama (alpacca if you own a herd)
31-------a homeless person


3) Pick the colour(s) of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I hate society.
Purple--------because I'm popular.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me £1,000,000.
Orange-------because I can't stand my in-laws.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I can't control myself.

I ran over a computer screen because im a ninja! lol

Apparently "I danced with a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want." Strange

but uncannily accurate.

You spying on me

I kicked a squirrel because I hate society !

I 'smoked my brother because the vioces told me too'

The one for Jay made me laugh
I choked on my best friend's boyfriend because I'm NOT a homosexual.
I'll be having words with her later

Nice colour green you're wearing today Vanessa.

I smoked my sister because I was drunk!

Must have been a big night!!!

I had lunch with a Llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

My chipmunk is now sulking cos mine says I kicked a stuffed animal

like the green in your avatar!!!

There aren't many of us who can get away with that colour... you must be a 'Spring' right?

I danced with an iPod because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

That's about right.

I'm an alcoholic cos I'm dead sexy and i feel like it

oops wrong place i thought it was AA

Theres always one and its usually you