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I have seen so many women here doing it, tight trousers splitting the difference, it is vile, unhygenic and does not look good at all.
Like two ferrets fighting in a sack. I dont actually think it matters what size or shape you are, you could have the best figure in the world but if you are 'toeing' it then you look vile, you must smell even worse and above all, it must be uncomfortable.
I saw a lady on the train last week wearing some suede boots that were shaped like a camel toe, seriously they were split into two segments just like a cloven hooved animal.
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Like two ferrets fighting in a sack. I dont actually think it matters what size or shape you are, you could have the best figure in the world but if you are 'toeing' it then you look vile, you must smell even worse and above all, it must be uncomfortable.
I saw a lady on the train last week wearing some suede boots that were shaped like a camel toe, seriously they were split into two segments just like a cloven hooved animal.
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I secret crush is that TDQO guy... he's FIT.
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Just changed our duvets to the summer ones and before I had chance to put the winter one away the dog has found it!
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So not just ours then!
I'll see if I can get a snap of ours. If I could find a bonnet and a pair of glasses, she'd be the absolute spit of the wolf tucked up in grandmother's bed alla Little Red Riding Hood.
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