"The Scheme"
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A biker has been banned for hitting the fastest ever speed on a Scottish road - 166mph.
This beats the previous best of 158mph set by a Tennent's Super Lager delivery driver passing through Glasgow.
This beats the previous best of 158mph set by a Tennent's Super Lager delivery driver passing through Glasgow.
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You could still get your hub caps nicked at those speeds going through Liverpool.
#124
Painful, painful stuff to watch. Each new generation perpetuates the mistakes of the previous one. They're locked into a cycle of socio-economic dysfunction.



#125
When I was in the UK I worked with Scots from all over the place (Aberdeen, Glasgow, Inverness, Dundee, Kilmarnock, Edinburgh, etc.) and I eventually grew accustomed to the various different accents. I even picked up some of the Scots dialect and a handful of colloqualisms ("Get it up ye!" was arguably the most useful). But hell's teeth, the people on The Scheme are hard work! Even allowing for the accent, the bottom line is that they just don't enunciate their words properly. They mumble, gabble and slur.
Painful, painful stuff to watch. Each new generation perpetuates the mistakes of the previous one. They're locked into a cycle of socio-economic dysfunction.
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Painful, painful stuff to watch. Each new generation perpetuates the mistakes of the previous one. They're locked into a cycle of socio-economic dysfunction.

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#126
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am i the only one who loves this show?
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When I was in the UK I worked with Scots from all over the place (Aberdeen, Glasgow, Inverness, Dundee, Kilmarnock, Edinburgh, etc.) and I eventually grew accustomed to the various different accents. I even picked up some of the Scots dialect and a handful of colloqualisms ("Get it up ye!" was arguably the most useful). But hell's teeth, the people on The Scheme are hard work! Even allowing for the accent, the bottom line is that they just don't enunciate their words properly. They mumble, gabble and slur.
Painful, painful stuff to watch. Each new generation perpetuates the mistakes of the previous one. They're locked into a cycle of socio-economic dysfunction.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oth/blog/7.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oth/blog/1.png

Painful, painful stuff to watch. Each new generation perpetuates the mistakes of the previous one. They're locked into a cycle of socio-economic dysfunction.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oth/blog/7.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oth/blog/1.png

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#134
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Joined: Dec 2008
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Got the popcorn ready for tonights show
. The best bit of last weeks show was the bit where Daddy Cunningham went on about how he managed to get his son's drug debt dropped to a hundred quid, he went on to say something along the line of "he's paid thirty so only owes sixty now"
, class.
. The best bit of last weeks show was the bit where Daddy Cunningham went on about how he managed to get his son's drug debt dropped to a hundred quid, he went on to say something along the line of "he's paid thirty so only owes sixty now"
, class.
#135
Watched the whole of the first episode. As usual it's the blokes on the drink who cause the most destruction and mayhem. Sometimes I think those religious types were onto something trying to stop the masses drinking.
The aimlessness of a lot of them is what stands out for me. And the good people trying to control the mayhem. That poor father - I hope his son learns something from prison rather than gets destroyed by it.
The smoking, WOW, everywhere around the little kids, even smoking when pregnant!!!
As an aside this program would probably be subtitled if shown in Australia. I was wondering whether a UK channel would ever use subtitles for shows like this or would they be pilloried for subtitling their own citizens?
The aimlessness of a lot of them is what stands out for me. And the good people trying to control the mayhem. That poor father - I hope his son learns something from prison rather than gets destroyed by it.
The smoking, WOW, everywhere around the little kids, even smoking when pregnant!!!
As an aside this program would probably be subtitled if shown in Australia. I was wondering whether a UK channel would ever use subtitles for shows like this or would they be pilloried for subtitling their own citizens?



