Vanessa

A 3-year-old boy was examining his testicles in the bath.

'Mum' , he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet , ' she replied.

Nu-Shooz

I have heard that before

Why do men think with their knackers though

MTPockets

Apparently the highest similarity in terms of 'gene expression' patterns among most human body tissues is between the brain and testes - so we're not scratching our balls...we're thinking!

Having said that, I asked my balls about it and they said that's all a load of boll*cks!

Sally Simpson

Oh what a relief, after 3 pages, I have finally found something lighthearted & amusing

Cheetah7

I wish I could have my own set of penis and balls - just for one day to see how it felt.

Kapri

Me too. I'm guessing not much work would get done that day

Cheetah7

I would tug on it quite frantically to see what happens.

Sally Simpson

Yes, but imagine the frustration of only being able to do one task at a time

Kapri

I'm sure something would pop up

Cheetah7

I would happily concentrate on percy penis, that would do me for a day.

Then prior to handing it back I would tie it in a bow and make the end swell up like a German helmet.

Sally Simpson

Diz

god gave men a dick and a brain but only enough blood to use one at a time! Diz x

seang

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