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Vanessa Aug 22nd 2008 4:29 am

A quick laugh
 
A 3-year-old boy was examining his testicles in the bath.

'Mum' , he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet , ' she replied.

Nu-Shooz Aug 22nd 2008 4:31 am

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Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 6703209)
A 3-year-old boy was examining his testicles in the bath.

'Mum' , he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet , ' she replied.

I have heard that before:lol:

Why do men think with their knackers though:unsure:

MTPockets Aug 22nd 2008 5:29 am

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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6703212)
I have heard that before:lol:

Why do men think with their knackers though:unsure:

Apparently the highest similarity in terms of 'gene expression' patterns among most human body tissues is between the brain and testes - so we're not scratching our balls...we're thinking!

Having said that, I asked my balls about it and they said that's all a load of boll*cks! :)

Sally Simpson Aug 23rd 2008 3:29 pm

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Oh what a relief, after 3 pages, I have finally found something lighthearted & amusing:D

Cheetah7 Aug 23rd 2008 5:23 pm

Re: A quick laugh
 
I wish I could have my own set of penis and balls - just for one day to see how it felt.

Kapri Aug 23rd 2008 5:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 6707851)
I wish I could have my own set of penis and balls - just for one day to see how it felt.

Me too. I'm guessing not much work would get done that day :lol:

Cheetah7 Aug 23rd 2008 5:26 pm

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Originally Posted by Kapri (Post 6707855)
Me too. I'm guessing not much work would get done that day :lol:

I would tug on it quite frantically to see what happens.

Sally Simpson Aug 23rd 2008 5:28 pm

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Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 6707851)
I wish I could have my own set of penis and balls - just for one day to see how it felt.

Yes, but imagine the frustration of only being able to do one task at a time;):lol:

Kapri Aug 23rd 2008 5:29 pm

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Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 6707860)
I would tug on it quite frantically to see what happens.

I'm sure something would pop up

Cheetah7 Aug 23rd 2008 5:33 pm

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Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 6707870)
Yes, but imagine the frustration of only being able to do one task at a time;):lol:

I would happily concentrate on percy penis, that would do me for a day.

Then prior to handing it back I would tie it in a bow and make the end swell up like a German helmet.

Sally Simpson Aug 23rd 2008 5:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 6707883)
I would happily concentrate on percy penis, that would do me for a day.

Then prior to handing it back I would tie it in a bow and make the end swell up like a German helmet.

:eek::lol:

Diz Aug 23rd 2008 9:20 pm

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god gave men a dick and a brain but only enough blood to use one at a time! Diz x :p

Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 6703209)
A 3-year-old boy was examining his testicles in the bath.

'Mum' , he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet , ' she replied.


seang Aug 23rd 2008 11:03 pm

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