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Old Feb 16th 2010, 11:54 pm
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Originally Posted by Seasider
Just do me a favour, Sue - next time I share a personal experience, such as being allergic to my husband's sperm, thinking I'm amongst friends, please do warn me before you move it to TIO for the whole world to see
does that have something to do with your current status "Big Mouth Strikes Again"?
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Originally Posted by Seasider
Just do me a favour, Sue - next time I share a personal experience, such as being allergic to my husband's sperm, thinking I'm amongst friends, please do warn me before you move it to TIO for the whole world to see
My OH was allergic to my sperm ... she blew up like a balloon and this free-willed thing emerged 9 months later.

We are still dealing with the consequences.
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I have the hots for Ems, ok?
sod off, I called shotgun!
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Old Feb 16th 2010, 11:55 pm
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Originally Posted by kporte
I have the hots for Ems, ok?
Dy'a want me to put a good word in for ya?
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
sod off, I called shotgun!
You're married though....
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Old Feb 16th 2010, 11:55 pm
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and this free-willy thing emerged 9 months later.
that was a killer whale not a sperm whale
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Old Feb 16th 2010, 11:56 pm
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Originally Posted by kporte
You're married though....
technically speaking, so are you
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Old Feb 16th 2010, 11:56 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
does that have something to do with your current status "Big Mouth Strikes Again"?
Nooo, he's away on business.
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Originally Posted by kporte
You're married though....
Is that all? Not a good excuse in this day and age is it?

......for some anyway
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
technically speaking, so are you
Technically separated.
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Old Feb 17th 2010, 12:00 am
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Originally Posted by kporte
Technically separated.
ok, well there is only one way we can settle this. We will have to dual off in Emelems' honour.

We shall do it in true Borat style and take turns in slapping each other over the scrotal sacs with a leather glove until someone gives in.

I shall take the first strike! .......BANG!
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
ok, well there is only one way we can settle this. We will have to dual off in Emelems' honour.

We shall do it in true Borat style and take turns in slapping each other over the scrotal sacs with a leather glove until someone gives in.

I shall take the first strike! .......BANG!
I have the sympathy vote.
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Old Feb 17th 2010, 12:03 am
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I have the sympathy vote.
Michael Jackson sequined glove then?
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You'll both lose
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Michael Jackson sequined glove then?
Whatever it takes!
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