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Mar 26th 2010, 5:46 pm

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Re: for people who have too much time on your hands and nothing helpful to say

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Last time I was in Wales I actually had a bat shit on me.

Are the bats in Oz quite shitty then?

Mar 26th 2010, 5:47 pm

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Are the bats in Oz quite shitty then?

Yes very fruity. Get it washed of your car asap, it'll eat the paint!!

Mar 26th 2010, 5:50 pm

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Re: for people who have too much time on your hands and nothing helpful to say

if you fart in a plastig bag. how long will the smell last?

Mar 26th 2010, 5:57 pm

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if you fart in a plastig bag. how long will the smell last?

Ask Emelems. Not worth the pain in the eyeballs though

Mar 26th 2010, 6:08 pm

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Ask Emelems. Not worth the pain in the eyeballs though

her farts sting your eyes?

Mar 26th 2010, 6:14 pm

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her farts sting your eyes?

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Originally Posted by emelems

I had an Asian tourist literally jump on my back in order to take a photo of a turtle swimming by (we were in a underwater fish place in HK and I was in front of him)... he then stuck is camera right in front of my face so that he could film it swimming past, completely obliterating my view of it..

Needless to say I turned round and lamped him one.. (ok, shrugged him off my back and pushed him straight out of my way)... the dickhead got his 3 seconds worth of turtle on film.. I missed out seeing it in real life..

I am not bitter nor twisted... I just embrace my bad feelings and make effegies of him and then pull off the arms with pleasure.....

Em x

Any, I digress....

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Funny you say that. Ever since I pulled that Dutch Oven move on you I have been feeling really sharp pains in my eyeballs

Mar 26th 2010, 6:16 pm

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This thread is surreal.

Mar 26th 2010, 6:18 pm

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This thread is surreal.

thread of the year!

Mar 26th 2010, 6:20 pm

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ah i see

Mar 26th 2010, 6:21 pm

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ah i see

You do?

Mar 26th 2010, 6:28 pm

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You do?

yip, clearly now the rain has gone

Mar 26th 2010, 6:33 pm

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yip, clearly now the rain has gone

I always thought the lyrics of that song were "I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone" and when a nasty work colleague called Lorraine left our company, I sang this all the time

Mar 26th 2010, 6:50 pm

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I always thought the lyrics of that song were "I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone" and when a nasty work colleague called Lorraine left our company, I sang this all the time

Yip, my friend's dad used to sing that to her all the time - used to drive her mad

Mar 26th 2010, 6:51 pm

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I'm a bit worried now I've been in the UK for nearly two hours and I haven't been mugged/raped/stolen/sworn at or murdered, no-one has tried to sell me the Big Issue and everyone is really polite, even the teenagers. I thought this place was suposed to be the pits, that's why I haven't moved back permanently.

Is anyone in the middle of moving back? do I need to pass IELTS? Can you share your timeline please?