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'I've been to Cairns, with the bloke and bairns
And we chased a roo through the town
I've shot a weasel that was high on diesel
And I've danced with Bruce in a gown
I've been to the outback and never seen a mirage,
I thought I saw a bloke drinking wine though
And I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me'
Only uncultured people won't know that bit
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In fact, here's the full verse it appeared in
'I've been to Cairns, with the bloke and bairns
And we chased a roo through the town
I've shot a weasel that was high on diesel
And I've danced with Bruce in a gown
I've been to the outback and never seen a mirage,
I thought I saw a bloke drinking wine though
And I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me'
Only uncultured people won't know that bit![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
'I've been to Cairns, with the bloke and bairns
And we chased a roo through the town
I've shot a weasel that was high on diesel
And I've danced with Bruce in a gown
I've been to the outback and never seen a mirage,
I thought I saw a bloke drinking wine though
And I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me'
Only uncultured people won't know that bit
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I'm a bit worried now I've been in the UK for nearly two hours and I haven't been mugged/raped/stolen/sworn at or murdered, no-one has tried to sell me the Big Issue and everyone is really polite, even the teenagers. I thought this place was suposed to be the pits, that's why I haven't moved back permanently.
Is anyone in the middle of moving back? do I need to pass IELTS? Can you share your timeline please?![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Is anyone in the middle of moving back? do I need to pass IELTS? Can you share your timeline please?
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What is your favourite cooking oil?
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There's a fair few of us who have too much time on our hands and nothing helpful to say. It's amazing that anyone new manages to get their visa with the massive lack of helpful advice.
Sorry, the title has only just reached my consciousness. Feel free to call me slow. I am now seriously offended.
Have I shown you lot my baby? She's gorgeous and I'm in love.
Sorry, the title has only just reached my consciousness. Feel free to call me slow. I am now seriously offended.
Have I shown you lot my baby? She's gorgeous and I'm in love.
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