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Old Mar 26th 2010, 9:28 pm
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Originally Posted by Dreamy
Vim's last line was definitely a line in that song (obviously only in the special edition)
i gave up ready vims posts years ago. he talks more pish than me
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Originally Posted by Dreamy
Vim's last line was definitely a line in that song (obviously only in the special edition)
In fact, here's the full verse it appeared in


'I've been to Cairns, with the bloke and bairns
And we chased a roo through the town
I've shot a weasel that was high on diesel
And I've danced with Bruce in a gown
I've been to the outback and never seen a mirage,
I thought I saw a bloke drinking wine though

And I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me'

Only uncultured people won't know that bit
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Old Mar 26th 2010, 9:30 pm
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Originally Posted by Dreamy
In fact, here's the full verse it appeared in


'I've been to Cairns, with the bloke and bairns
And we chased a roo through the town
I've shot a weasel that was high on diesel
And I've danced with Bruce in a gown
I've been to the outback and never seen a mirage,
I thought I saw a bloke drinking wine though

And I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me'

Only uncultured people won't know that bit
I've been undressed by kings, and I've seen some things that a girl ain't s'posed to see
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Old Mar 26th 2010, 9:32 pm
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Originally Posted by Dreamy

Only uncultured people won't know that bit
thats me
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Old Mar 26th 2010, 9:32 pm
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Originally Posted by Kapri
I've been undressed by kings, and I've seen some things that a girl ain't s'posed to see
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
I'm a bit worried now I've been in the UK for nearly two hours and I haven't been mugged/raped/stolen/sworn at or murdered, no-one has tried to sell me the Big Issue and everyone is really polite, even the teenagers. I thought this place was suposed to be the pits, that's why I haven't moved back permanently.

Is anyone in the middle of moving back? do I need to pass IELTS? Can you share your timeline please?
Have you seen any Polish buskers stealing jobs? They're everywhere apparently.
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Originally Posted by soapy©
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I'll bet you were a right slapper in your day Soapy!
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Originally Posted by kporte
I'll bet you were a right slapper in your day Soapy!
He still is, have you seen his head?
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Old Mar 26th 2010, 10:14 pm
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Originally Posted by kporte
I'll bet you were a right slapper in your day Soapy!
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Old Mar 26th 2010, 10:17 pm
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Originally Posted by kporte
I'll bet you were a right slapper in your day Soapy!


What do you mean "in your day".... isn't he still?
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Old Mar 26th 2010, 11:14 pm
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What is your favourite cooking oil?
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
Now this is not intended to be a UK vs Australia thread, but why is Australia so shit compared to the UK? Please guys, no fighting!
This is because the founding fathers were low level criminals. Having examined many of them I feel that there is something to phrenology after all.
They are "thick in the erms and thick in the heid".
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Originally Posted by kporte
Just watch out for chavs Pol! And tramps, who are all Irish or Scottish, and will mug you for the price of a Kestrel super strength!
I would mug anyone for Kestrel Super
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There's a fair few of us who have too much time on our hands and nothing helpful to say. It's amazing that anyone new manages to get their visa with the massive lack of helpful advice.

Sorry, the title has only just reached my consciousness. Feel free to call me slow. I am now seriously offended.

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Old Mar 27th 2010, 12:38 am
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Originally Posted by soapy©
i gave up ready vims posts years ago. he talks more pish than me
...and that's sayin sumhin
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