OMG I can't believe you outed him on such a public forum We've banned blokes for less

someone tried to steal the purse so had to run!

Is this really you cw?

No comment.

I have that same dress in my closet.

are you sure its still there?

Oh come on, is it?

You going to try & turn him?

Mmm maybees yes maybees no.




























(is that even possible, lol).

i can assure you Oscar can run faster in that dress and parasol.

Come on, now you're just googling them!

Nope conversation with the barman, we swapped a few & he came out with that one. There were a few others but they were a bit much

it's alright. we are all adults here.

From a mate in the U.K:

Please give to generously to Comic Relief. Just £5 can help teach an African how to tell the difference between an intruder and their ****ing girlfriend.

South African police have installed state of the art technology outside the bail address of Oscar Pistorius to ensure he doesn't leave............................................. .................................................. ........
A cattle grid

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