The official drunk in charge of a keyboard thread!
#1
CHEERS!
Anyone else joining me tonight?
I am here slightly worse for wear after a huge sunday roast that my kind OH cooked for me and my mother.....and the compulsary bottle...erm I mean glass or two of wine have been consumed...
WHAT's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done whilst drunk????
Anyone else joining me tonight?I am here slightly worse for wear after a huge sunday roast that my kind OH cooked for me and my mother.....and the compulsary bottle...erm I mean glass or two of wine have been consumed...
WHAT's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done whilst drunk????
Last edited by OzzieNurse; Feb 4th 2007 at 8:48 am.
#2
NOthing wrong with being DICOK! I find it helps me type faster actually, and have also just discovered that it is quite possible to type using both hands whilst resting glass of wine on front of laptop and steadying it with thumb of left hand..... It does mean you have to touchtype, but at least I am developing my typing skills! And I can laze on the sofa without having to continually reach forward to the coffee table to get wine!
(How long before there is a wine-drinking smilie, eh?!)
(How long before there is a wine-drinking smilie, eh?!)
#3
CHEERS!
Anyone else joining me tonight?
I am here slightly worse for wear after a huge sunday roast that my kind OH cooked for me and my mother.....and the compulsary bottle...erm I mean glass or two of wine have been consumed...
WHAT's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done whilst drunk????
Anyone else joining me tonight?I am here slightly worse for wear after a huge sunday roast that my kind OH cooked for me and my mother.....and the compulsary bottle...erm I mean glass or two of wine have been consumed...
WHAT's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done whilst drunk????
They slipped down (honest) then had to find an elegant way to get them either back up or off, decided on off and stuffed them in my bag...think I got away with it, but it is impossible to do anything elegantly whilst under the influence!! Can I just add it was years ago!!!
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Mine was walking to the bus stop with my knickers round me ankles!!
They slipped down (honest) then had to find an elegant way to get them either back up or off, decided on off and stuffed them in my bag...think I got away with it, but it is impossible to do anything elegantly whilst under the influence!! Can I just add it was years ago!!!
They slipped down (honest) then had to find an elegant way to get them either back up or off, decided on off and stuffed them in my bag...think I got away with it, but it is impossible to do anything elegantly whilst under the influence!! Can I just add it was years ago!!!
I was in a canteen, I paid for my meal, picked up my tray, turned round & my trousers fell down.
Couldn't pull them up as I had a tray in my hands.
Was facing a canteen full of people with trousers round ankles!
Was made even more unpleasant as was hugely pregnant at the time.
Talk about putting people off their lunch
#5
That sort of happened to me sober.
I was in a canteen, I paid for my meal, picked up my tray, turned round & my trousers fell down.
Couldn't pull them up as I had a tray in my hands.
Was facing a canteen full of people with trousers round ankles!
Was made even more unpleasant as was hugely pregnant at the time.
Talk about putting people off their lunch
I was in a canteen, I paid for my meal, picked up my tray, turned round & my trousers fell down.
Couldn't pull them up as I had a tray in my hands.
Was facing a canteen full of people with trousers round ankles!
Was made even more unpleasant as was hugely pregnant at the time.
Talk about putting people off their lunch

#6
Good job I was drunk I can tell you! I would have curled up with embarassment otherwise....
aw you were preggers no one would mind
I gave that excuse a few times i did embarassing things....i put the baby wipes in the fridge once instead of the milk....never did find the milk?
aw you were preggers no one would mind
I gave that excuse a few times i did embarassing things....i put the baby wipes in the fridge once instead of the milk....never did find the milk?
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Good job I was drunk I can tell you! I would have curled up with embarassment otherwise....
aw you were preggers no one would mind
I gave that excuse a few times i did embarassing things....i put the baby wipes in the fridge once instead of the milk....never did find the milk?
aw you were preggers no one would mind
I gave that excuse a few times i did embarassing things....i put the baby wipes in the fridge once instead of the milk....never did find the milk?
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CHEERS!
Anyone else joining me tonight?
I am here slightly worse for wear after a huge sunday roast that my kind OH cooked for me and my mother.....and the compulsary bottle...erm I mean glass or two of wine have been consumed...
WHAT's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done whilst drunk????
Anyone else joining me tonight?I am here slightly worse for wear after a huge sunday roast that my kind OH cooked for me and my mother.....and the compulsary bottle...erm I mean glass or two of wine have been consumed...
WHAT's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done whilst drunk????
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