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Old Feb 4th 2007 | 8:37 am
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CHEERS!Anyone else joining me tonight?
I am here slightly worse for wear after a huge sunday roast that my kind OH cooked for me and my mother.....and the compulsary bottle...erm I mean glass or two of wine have been consumed...

WHAT's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done whilst drunk????

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NOthing wrong with being DICOK! I find it helps me type faster actually, and have also just discovered that it is quite possible to type using both hands whilst resting glass of wine on front of laptop and steadying it with thumb of left hand..... It does mean you have to touchtype, but at least I am developing my typing skills! And I can laze on the sofa without having to continually reach forward to the coffee table to get wine!

(How long before there is a wine-drinking smilie, eh?!)
 
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Originally Posted by Rachie241
CHEERS!Anyone else joining me tonight?
I am here slightly worse for wear after a huge sunday roast that my kind OH cooked for me and my mother.....and the compulsary bottle...erm I mean glass or two of wine have been consumed...

WHAT's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done whilst drunk????
Mine was walking to the bus stop with my knickers round me ankles!!

They slipped down (honest) then had to find an elegant way to get them either back up or off, decided on off and stuffed them in my bag...think I got away with it, but it is impossible to do anything elegantly whilst under the influence!! Can I just add it was years ago!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Rachie241
Mine was walking to the bus stop with my knickers round me ankles!!

They slipped down (honest) then had to find an elegant way to get them either back up or off, decided on off and stuffed them in my bag...think I got away with it, but it is impossible to do anything elegantly whilst under the influence!! Can I just add it was years ago!!!
That sort of happened to me sober.
I was in a canteen, I paid for my meal, picked up my tray, turned round & my trousers fell down.
Couldn't pull them up as I had a tray in my hands.
Was facing a canteen full of people with trousers round ankles!
Was made even more unpleasant as was hugely pregnant at the time.
Talk about putting people off their lunch
 
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Originally Posted by daisylilymum
That sort of happened to me sober.
I was in a canteen, I paid for my meal, picked up my tray, turned round & my trousers fell down.
Couldn't pull them up as I had a tray in my hands.
Was facing a canteen full of people with trousers round ankles!
Was made even more unpleasant as was hugely pregnant at the time.
Talk about putting people off their lunch
 
Old Feb 4th 2007 | 9:13 am
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Originally Posted by esperanza
Good job I was drunk I can tell you! I would have curled up with embarassment otherwise....
aw you were preggers no one would mind I gave that excuse a few times i did embarassing things....i put the baby wipes in the fridge once instead of the milk....never did find the milk?
 
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Originally Posted by Rachie241
Good job I was drunk I can tell you! I would have curled up with embarassment otherwise....
aw you were preggers no one would mind I gave that excuse a few times i did embarassing things....i put the baby wipes in the fridge once instead of the milk....never did find the milk?
No, really, they minded - it wasn't a nice sight!!
 
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Originally Posted by daisylilymum
No, really, they minded - it wasn't a nice sight!!
awww not as bad as mine though
 
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Originally Posted by Rachie241
awww not as bad as mine though
No I DID still have me knickers on
 
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Originally Posted by daisylilymum
No I DID still have me knickers on
u callin me a tart?
 
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Originally Posted by Rachie241
u callin me a tart?
Well..............

I've NEVER been there done it................
 
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Originally Posted by Rachie241
CHEERS!Anyone else joining me tonight?
I am here slightly worse for wear after a huge sunday roast that my kind OH cooked for me and my mother.....and the compulsary bottle...erm I mean glass or two of wine have been consumed...

WHAT's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done whilst drunk????
I have been in the pub since half one and since 3 the beer has been 50 pence a pint so to be honest im a touch pished!
 
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
I have been in the pub since half one and since 3 the beer has been 50 pence a pint so to be honest im a touch pished!
50 pence a pint
 
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Originally Posted by NeilCk
50 pence a pint
Great init?
 
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
I have been in the pub since half one and since 3 the beer has been 50 pence a pint so to be honest im a touch pished!
&............did you lose your pants?
 


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