Nightmare MIL thread
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:25 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
My MIL is well documented on BE - we just don't have anything in common and Christmas is usually a nightmare as I can't put a foot right. But last night, for the first Christmas in the five years I've been here, she told me I'd done a good job with dinner 
I'm still in shock, it was only chops and chips and a bit of mushrooms, but she has told me three times how good it was! I'm stunned........I keep waiting for the veiled insult to hit me round the head, but so far so good 
I'm still in shock, it was only chops and chips and a bit of mushrooms, but she has told me three times how good it was! I'm stunned........I keep waiting for the veiled insult to hit me round the head, but so far so good What these women don't get, is that they are being nasty to the very person who most likely will have to care for them in their old age...................
Revenge will be sweet Polly.
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:29 am
#17
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
Exactly, so to my didgeridoo and Rolf harris, i'll be adding brochures of nursing homes for her to scan through!!!!
MIL can't live with 'em no sex life without 'em
MIL can't live with 'em no sex life without 'em
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:31 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
at this!!! I will order some brochures for my MIL's next visit.
I can't even think about my MIL having sex. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:34 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
My MIL goes to the toilet at least 6 times in a 2 hour visit because she likes to look in the other rooms and obviously can't take it all in , in one trip.
Used to tell her workmates she's better than me and she hopes we split up in front of my step daughter
Told my step daughter while we were on our honeymoon that we weren't coming back for her
Too many things really. She's just a poisoned little witch.
Used to tell her workmates she's better than me and she hopes we split up in front of my step daughter
Told my step daughter while we were on our honeymoon that we weren't coming back for her
Too many things really. She's just a poisoned little witch.
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:36 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
no no no no no no no bad mental pictures Send them away pleeeeeease. Even worse there's no pukking smiley's to add
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:42 am
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You're doing well! Although she may just be playing a game of cat and mouse with you and will drop in a sarky comment on Boxing day.....
What these women don't get, is that they are being nasty to the very person who most likely will have to care for them in their old age...................
Revenge will be sweet Polly.
What these women don't get, is that they are being nasty to the very person who most likely will have to care for them in their old age...................
Revenge will be sweet Polly.
The Bloke is driving her home and staying up there in Woop Woop for a couple of days.....unfortunately I'm on call so can't go with them
Last edited by Pollyana; Dec 23rd 2007 at 9:46 am.
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:50 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
my MIl:curse::curse:
said to my 7 year old daughter today. what happens if you move to australia and you dont like it.
you wont be able to come home cause your house will be rented and you will have nowhere to live:curse::curse:
now that we have given up listening to her why we should'nt move she is now trying it with the kids.
now where did i put that shotgun
happy christams all
said to my 7 year old daughter today. what happens if you move to australia and you dont like it.
you wont be able to come home cause your house will be rented and you will have nowhere to live:curse::curse:
now that we have given up listening to her why we should'nt move she is now trying it with the kids.
now where did i put that shotgun
happy christams all
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:51 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
My MIL goes to the toilet at least 6 times in a 2 hour visit because she likes to look in the other rooms and obviously can't take it all in , in one trip.
Used to tell her workmates she's better than me and she hopes we split up in front of my step daughter
Told my step daughter while we were on our honeymoon that we weren't coming back for her
Too many things really. She's just a poisoned little witch.
Used to tell her workmates she's better than me and she hopes we split up in front of my step daughter
Told my step daughter while we were on our honeymoon that we weren't coming back for her
Too many things really. She's just a poisoned little witch.
Heres a puking smilie;
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:52 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
My MIL is well documented on BE - we just don't have anything in common and Christmas is usually a nightmare as I can't put a foot right. But last night, for the first Christmas in the five years I've been here, she told me I'd done a good job with dinner I'm still in shock, it was only chops and chips and a bit of mushrooms, but she has told me three times how good it was! I'm stunned........I keep waiting for the veiled insult to hit me round the head, but so far so good
I'm still in shock, it was only chops and chips and a bit of mushrooms, but she has told me three times how good it was! I'm stunned........I keep waiting for the veiled insult to hit me round the head, but so far so good
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:53 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
Dec 23rd 2007 | 9:56 am
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Knowing my pigging luck we'll get non-stop storms for the next week and I'll be rushed off my feet
Dec 23rd 2007 | 10:00 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
Dec 23rd 2007 | 10:01 am
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Dec 23rd 2007 | 10:05 am
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Dec 23rd 2007 | 10:17 am
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Re: Nightmare MIL thread
My MIL forgot both her grandsons' birthdays, 2 years running 
Also can't be arsed in actually writing anything other than her name on cards! too much effort 
Actually saying all this, we're now 12,000 miles away, and we have had 2 huge parcels delivered
Also can't be arsed in actually writing anything other than her name on cards! too much effort Actually saying all this, we're now 12,000 miles away, and we have had 2 huge parcels delivered
