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Old Jul 23rd 2013 | 9:11 pm
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Originally Posted by cresta57
You just have to keep looking. I found Mrs Right ......................I just didn't realise her first name was Always
brilliant.
 
Old Jul 23rd 2013 | 9:29 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
brilliant.
Indeed!
 
Old Jul 23rd 2013 | 9:34 pm
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
Don't know about you but he doesn't give off raw sexual energy vibes to me. Just makes me shudder. However, he may do it for Commonwealth, who knows!
Depends. Is he a top or a bottom?
 
Old Jul 23rd 2013 | 9:35 pm
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Originally Posted by cresta57
You just have to keep looking. I found Mrs Right ......................I just didn't realise her first name was Always
Should have asked her not to adopt ur surname!
 
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Originally Posted by commonwealth
Who is Mr Right?
What are the qualities of Mr Right?
(Aside from raw sexual energy of course )

I like someone who can cook.
and
Someone who doesnt mind snuggling forever.
Don't know but wish you best in your search
 
Old Jul 23rd 2013 | 9:59 pm
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Originally Posted by commonwealth
Depends. Is he a top or a bottom?
I just threw up slightly! I wouldn't want him in the same room!
 
Old Jul 27th 2013 | 11:49 pm
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I found not only Mr Right, but Mr Left too.
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Old Jul 28th 2013 | 12:19 am
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that's a rather disturbing stock photography
 
Old Jul 28th 2013 | 2:33 am
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Have you tried dating sites? I know a couple who have met online and are now married.

My best advice would be to be happy being yourself, get your self out and about doing things you enjoy, take up a new hobby, cooking classes maybe? Be busy getting on with your life the best it can be and soon enough the right person will come to you.
 
Old Jul 28th 2013 | 9:03 am
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Originally Posted by commonwealth
that's a rather disturbing stock photography
That is not stock photography. I took that photo at the commonwealth bank at the corner of market & George streets in Sydney! I thought it fitting that it was a statue of a guy obviously being pleasured by 2 men on the Commonwealth building.
 
Old Jul 28th 2013 | 10:17 am
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Originally Posted by Dorothy
That is not stock photography. I took that photo at the commonwealth bank at the corner of market & George streets in Sydney! I thought it fitting that it was a statue of a guy obviously being pleasured by 2 men on the Commonwealth building.
She did as well. She made us risk our lives by crossing the street to get a better shot of it too.
 
Old Jul 28th 2013 | 11:07 am
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She did as well. She made us risk our lives by crossing the street to get a better shot of it too.
We did think it perfect synchronicity.
 
Old Jul 28th 2013 | 12:27 pm
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In my experience many women, especially when they are doing their "menopause rehearsal" in their late 30s, you know the "I don't really know what my life is all about any more and I'm sooooo confused" phase...

A succession of Mr Rights may come along but are usually overlooked in favour of some bad boy with long hair, tatts and a string of broken relationships and a big, truly big, motorbike who leaves them a mental wreck after a couple of months then roaring off into the sunset on said bike.

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Old Jul 28th 2013 | 7:57 pm
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A new, special kind of store just opened up in the Brisbane shopping centre. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men from floors of choices.

Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?

So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
 
Old Jul 28th 2013 | 8:56 pm
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Originally Posted by Dorothy
That is not stock photography. I took that photo at the commonwealth bank at the corner of market & George streets in Sydney! I thought it fitting that it was a statue of a guy obviously being pleasured by 2 men on the Commonwealth building.
The most delicious thing is the middle of the sandwich!

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