Looking for Mr Right
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#24
Have you tried dating sites? I know a couple who have met online and are now married.
My best advice would be to be happy being yourself, get your self out and about doing things you enjoy, take up a new hobby, cooking classes maybe? Be busy getting on with your life the best it can be and soon enough the right person will come to you.
My best advice would be to be happy being yourself, get your self out and about doing things you enjoy, take up a new hobby, cooking classes maybe? Be busy getting on with your life the best it can be and soon enough the right person will come to you.
#25
That is not stock photography. I took that photo at the commonwealth bank at the corner of market & George streets in Sydney! I thought it fitting that it was a statue of a guy obviously being pleasured by 2 men on the Commonwealth building.
#26
She did as well. She made us risk our lives by crossing the street to get a better shot of it too.
#28
In my experience many women, especially when they are doing their "menopause rehearsal" in their late 30s, you know the "I don't really know what my life is all about any more and I'm sooooo confused" phase...
A succession of Mr Rights may come along but are usually overlooked in favour of some bad boy with long hair, tatts and a string of broken relationships and a big, truly big, motorbike who leaves them a mental wreck after a couple of months then roaring off into the sunset on said bike.
My good point, I clean the toilets.
A succession of Mr Rights may come along but are usually overlooked in favour of some bad boy with long hair, tatts and a string of broken relationships and a big, truly big, motorbike who leaves them a mental wreck after a couple of months then roaring off into the sunset on said bike.
My good point, I clean the toilets.

#29
A new, special kind of store just opened up in the Brisbane shopping centre. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men from floors of choices.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
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Last edited by commonwealth; Jul 28th 2013 at 9:01 pm.








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