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Originally Posted by bundy
....look at this way, it will need kissing better three times harder ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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I need a volunteer
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Now you're talking
I need a volunteer
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I need a volunteer
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...you mean there's no payment involved?
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Just popped in for a peek, looks like I'm interupting, I'll go now.
I decided I wasn't going to contribute to a thread bigger than my diary....oops
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Originally Posted by Go Banana's !!
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Just popped in for a peek, loks like I'm interupting, I'll go now.
I decided I wasn't going to contribute to a thread biger than my diary....oops
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We'd teach you Perth girls a thing or two with this thread Jill!
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Originally Posted by Go Banana's !!
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Just popped in for a peek, looks like I'm interupting, I'll go now.
I decided I wasn't going to contribute to a thread bigger than my diary....oops
Jill
A threesome
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Originally Posted by bundy
We'd teach you Perth girls a thing or two with this thread Jill!
mmm always knew there was more to you than soup making
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Originally Posted by Grayling
OooH!!
A threesome
G
A threesome
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And to think I'm approaching 7000....
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Originally Posted by bundy
And to think I'm approaching 7000....
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Originally Posted by Grayling
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Originally Posted by Go Banana's !!
mmm always knew there was more to you than soup making
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Originally Posted by Grayling
OooH!!
A threesome
G
A threesome
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PS my beautician asked me for the very same a few weeks ago, but couldn't put in my diary as she's a family friend and they read my diary, thanks to my husband
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Originally Posted by bundy
...for your 3000. Very fitting.
And to think I'm approaching 7000....![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
And to think I'm approaching 7000....
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Originally Posted by Go Banana's !!
This could be fun, think I'll stay!!
Jill
PS my beautician asked me for the very same a few weeks ago, but couldn't put in my diary as she's a family friend and they read my diary, thanks to my husband
- don't think they'll come in her though. Sometimes there is stuff that just wouldn't read well in the Banana Chronicals ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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PS my beautician asked me for the very same a few weeks ago, but couldn't put in my diary as she's a family friend and they read my diary, thanks to my husband
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Good god! The things that go on in Perth.....
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Originally Posted by Grayling
How's tricks Jill?
G
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Great thanks, but Warren wants to watch!!
Jill
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Originally Posted by loose
I'd forgotton how saucy you and G could get. Remember, I'm young and innocent.
Oh yeah. I'd forgotten
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And I'm still younger...although not the youngest, admittedly. Or the most innocent, I fear
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