Cant keep a good para down,land,roll, back up in into drinking position

Twas very stylish when you did it, I have to say, couldnt have been a smoother move if you'd tried and I still think no-one else even noticed!

Not sure i could have done it with a full pint mind

I think you'd have been a bit damp when you got up it you'd tried it with a full glass in your hand That was part of the whole smooth icture though, carefully placing your pint on the table before doing a para roll on the floor then picking yourself up and taking another mouthful of TED as if nothing had happened

It was a dodgy aussie stool,i was set up

Probably by that Spurs supporter at the next table

The *&*%%$*_

Yep! Can't think why he took such a dislike to you

EXCUSE ME



Us Scots are extremely generous at buying folk a drink - it's them there English that've got moths in their purses/wallets.

You've not been out drinking with me have you? Both my English and Welsh sides are probably too generous for their own good

Probably, and he would do exactly the same.

It is his life, and he had a brilliant career. Maybe he could have saved a bit more money. But other than that, it is his choice. Bless him, I loved watching him as a kid, but he is self destructive.

JTL

And another thing. They are trying to raise 20,000 pounds for him by hosting a charity event.

What!!?? Are their credit cards broken? Jimmy White and John Virgo could pay that with their pocket change. Come on, that is just annoying, pay for it yourself guys. He made you famous, and is the reason why you earn what you earn today

JTL

Why? He's a nice guy but he did this to himself. Why should they be expected to bail him out? It's their money mate.

couldnt agree more
nice points

if it wasnt for people like higgins snooker would still be on pot black
im sure people watch snooker more because of people like higgins
i know i did