...has unnaturally large ear lobes.

Has anyone else noticed?

Yeah, I've noticed that too.

Maybe she needs lobiaplasty surgery?

I wonder if surgeons have ever got confused when carrying that out?

Her face does look like a badly packed kebab...

without mayonnaise sprayed all over it of course

Although there might be some garlic sauce...

There's a dirty joke in this post somewhere.......

I think you all know me well enough now to realise that that was certainly not my intention.

Her voice reminds me of Dame Edna, awful accent

That is one bad accent, I just cant take someone with that voice seriously as a politician

And neither will the rest of the world's leaders.

Yea, because having an accent and large earlobes has a massive bearing in your ability to perform your duties as a leader in your country.

Just like wearing speedo's

I just hope the Welsh Dragon beats the Mad Monk, earlobes and a smuggled budgie not withstanding.

How she comes across on the world stage has a significant bearing on her credibility. Her ear lobes won't make a difference but how she speaks will.

Well, they will make a difference if they keep flapping in front of her mouth as she speaks!!

Well there's got to be some reason why we're faced with two clowns to vote for. She's hardly good leadership material.

I say vote her in, then her deputy can come and usurp her in a vote of no confidence. Hmmmm, now where did I hear that before?