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Old Feb 12th 2008, 12:28 pm
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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.

The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity!
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Old Feb 12th 2008, 12:29 pm
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Wonder how long this thread lasts mate !!
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Old Feb 12th 2008, 12:29 pm
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Originally Posted by Bix
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.

The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity!
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Old Feb 12th 2008, 12:50 pm
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Old Feb 12th 2008, 12:56 pm
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Old Feb 12th 2008, 1:09 pm
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Originally Posted by Bix
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.

The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity!
So are you saying that Britain sent 2MM replacement Pakistanis in addition to Money? What's the point of your "joke"?
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What did the French send
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Old Feb 12th 2008, 1:21 pm
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What did the French send
Vee zent zi wine!
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Old Feb 12th 2008, 1:25 pm
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Originally Posted by JenniGee
What did the French send
Their end of the Channel Tunnel ??
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Their end of the Channel Tunnel ??
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What did the French send
Letters
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