Joke
Feb 12th 2008 | 12:28 am
#1
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da Bonehead
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Posts: 22,767
From: Lion in da jungle
Joke
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild
The rest of the world is in shock.
The United States is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.
The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.
God Bless British generosity!
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild
The rest of the world is in shock.
The United States is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.
The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.
God Bless British generosity!
Feb 12th 2008 | 12:29 am
#2
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Posts: 10,138
From: Morayfield - The Posh Part
Re: Joke
Wonder how long this thread lasts mate !! 
Feb 12th 2008 | 12:29 am
#3
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Posts: 25,277
From: Gold Coast
Re: Joke
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild
The rest of the world is in shock.
The United States is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.
The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.
God Bless British generosity!
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild
The rest of the world is in shock.
The United States is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.
The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.
God Bless British generosity!
Feb 12th 2008 | 1:09 am
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Posts: 947
From: Helensburgh...the proper one in Scotland
Re: Joke
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild
The rest of the world is in shock.
The United States is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.
The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.
God Bless British generosity!
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild
The rest of the world is in shock.
The United States is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.
The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.
God Bless British generosity!
Feb 12th 2008 | 1:17 am
#7
Da bing bing!
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Posts: 2,202
From: Kreissknows!!!
Re: Joke
What did the French send 
Feb 12th 2008 | 5:48 pm
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From: north east england to south east queensland(cleveland in fact )WE WON THE CUP
