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Bix Feb 12th 2008 12:28 am

Joke
 
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.

The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity!

Timber Floor Au Feb 12th 2008 12:29 am

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Wonder how long this thread lasts mate !! :)

curly Feb 12th 2008 12:29 am

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Originally Posted by Bix (Post 5921569)
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.

The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Sheff_Sparky Feb 12th 2008 12:50 am

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:rofl::rofl:

burtreynoldsisonit Feb 12th 2008 12:56 am

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lulz

Loch Lomond Feb 12th 2008 1:09 am

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Originally Posted by Bix (Post 5921569)
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The rest of the European community, except France, is sending money.

The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity!

So are you saying that Britain sent 2MM replacement Pakistanis in addition to Money? What's the point of your "joke"?

JenniGee Feb 12th 2008 1:17 am

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What did the French send :confused:

burtreynoldsisonit Feb 12th 2008 1:21 am

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Originally Posted by JenniGee (Post 5921723)
What did the French send :confused:

Vee zent zi wine!

tum Feb 12th 2008 1:25 am

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http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Laughing/lol-022.gif

bobbyftm Feb 12th 2008 5:48 pm

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Originally Posted by JenniGee (Post 5921723)
What did the French send :confused:

Their end of the Channel Tunnel ??:lol:

Sheff_Sparky Feb 12th 2008 5:49 pm

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Originally Posted by bobbyftm (Post 5925373)
Their end of the Channel Tunnel ??:lol:

:lol:

Gjn200 Feb 12th 2008 8:41 pm

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Originally Posted by JenniGee (Post 5921723)
What did the French send :confused:

Letters

yolandacharm Feb 12th 2008 8:51 pm

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:eek::rofl::eek::rofl::thumbs_up:


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