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Old Oct 8th 2010 | 4:59 pm
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Originally Posted by kelli28
I never used to eat any of my school dinners, so the girl that sat next to me always got 2! It went very well until she got measles and the dinner ladies noticed I never ate anything
Did she get the measles from you as well?
 
Old Oct 8th 2010 | 5:03 pm
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Did she get the measles from you as well?
It's quite possible, I Always like to share!
 
Old Oct 8th 2010 | 5:04 pm
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Originally Posted by kelli28
It's quite possible, I Always like to share!
I bet you were a right nitty Nora werent you.
 
Old Oct 8th 2010 | 5:06 pm
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I bet you were a right nitty Nora werent you.
Nah nits only like clean hair!
 
Old Oct 8th 2010 | 5:27 pm
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Originally Posted by kitty4
I'm northern - Stoke-on-Trent - very unglamorous unless your name is Robbie Williams!!

Never heard the Arctic Monkeys and Elbow - where are they from?

I used to listen to the Mac Lads. Very rustic!!!

By the way - what does ''mardy bum'' mean?
Stoke on Trent is in Staffordshire which is in the Midlands and probably explains why you have never heard of Arctic Monkeys or Elbow and dont know what mardy bum means. But its okay - we'll still talk to you!
 
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Originally Posted by RenShen
Our school also used to make the custard in the morning and keep it in big jugs in the oven to keep warm. Then spoon the skin off the top, it must have been about an inch thick, and put it in a bowl on the counter. We used to scramble to be first in line to get a slice of the skin. Delish
Oh I'd forgotten about the vile custard, no wonder there were so many kids on 'free dinners' - who would pay for that gooey mess?

Yellow belly custard, green snot pie
All mixed together with a dead dog's eye
Slap it in a bucket, nice 'n thick
Wash it all down with a bucket o' sick
 
Old Oct 8th 2010 | 6:28 pm
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Originally Posted by expatasia
Oh I'd forgotten about the vile custard, no wonder there were so many kids on 'free dinners' - who would pay for that gooey mess?

Yellow belly custard, green snot pie
All mixed together with a dead dog's eye
Slap it in a bucket, nice 'n thick
Wash it all down with a bucket o' sick
Thanks for reminding me about the hard grey lumps they called liver!
 
Old Oct 8th 2010 | 9:35 pm
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Originally Posted by expatasia
Oh I'd forgotten about the vile custard, no wonder there were so many kids on 'free dinners' - who would pay for that gooey mess?

Yellow belly custard, green snot pie
All mixed together with a dead dog's eye
Slap it in a bucket, nice 'n thick
Wash it all down with a bucket o' sick
Scouse version goes like this:

Yella belly custud, greeen snot pieeee

All mixed up with a ded dogs eyeeee

Slap it on a butty nice and t'ickkkk

And wosh it down with a cold cup of sickkkk

 
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Originally Posted by Beedubya
Scouse version goes like this:

Yella belly custud, greeen snot pieeee

All mixed up with a ded dogs eyeeee

Slap it on a butty nice and t'ickkkk

And wosh it down with a cold cup of sickkkk

Oh yeah it was buttie not bucket, you've got better memory.

But cold cup was bucket. At least on the Wirral.
 
Old Oct 9th 2010 | 12:02 am
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Helloooooo!

I'm from Teesside - but don't hold that against me! I currently live in western Sydney.

I think the only thing I miss from there is my family and a couple of friends, but that's about it. (Also peas pudding, I miss that in my ham sarnies).
 
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Originally Posted by Donna79
Helloooooo!

I'm from Teesside - but don't hold that against me! I currently live in western Sydney.

I think the only thing I miss from there is my family and a couple of friends, but that's about it. (Also peas pudding, I miss that in my ham sarnies).
That is just so wrong!
 
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Originally Posted by expatasia
Oh yeah it was buttie not bucket, you've got better memory.

But cold cup was bucket. At least on the Wirral.
Oh yes it would be bucket or bouquet as you say on the Wirral, us common scousers have cups.
 
Old Oct 9th 2010 | 1:52 pm
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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble
Aah see, my trick was to queue up last and get extras. There was always a few ploughmans lunches leftover.
Ploughmans Lunch!! Where did you go to school, Eton?
 
Old Oct 9th 2010 | 8:36 pm
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Originally Posted by Sally Simpson
That is just so wrong!
Lol, there's nowt wrong with that man!
 
Old Oct 9th 2010 | 8:41 pm
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Originally Posted by Donna79
Lol, there's nowt wrong with that man!

I'm wi you on that one donna, wanna me favourites pease pudding and ham sarnies.

Southerners man, they narr nowt

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