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maggy May 14th 2007 10:26 pm

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 
[QUOTE=esperanza;4782896][I]I'll probably get slated for it but.

Why the hell do check out chicks insist on packing your shopping bags and always always put cleaning products in the same bag as meat products and why:sneaky: do they always ask you if you want a bag for your potatoes or loo roll

BadgeIsBack May 14th 2007 11:07 pm

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 
I'll probably get slated for it, yeah, no, but, but how the hell do you turn on the italics.

BadgeIsBack May 14th 2007 11:11 pm

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 
I'll probably get slated for it - that's better - but I am one jammy sod in this migration lark.

Still battling on with a smile a few years on coping with 2 types of yoghurt in Coles and finding that most Aussies we befriend are startling good people.

The_Effys May 15th 2007 10:07 am

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 4782819)
Actually there's a shop in Adelaide at that sell M&S knickers and undies too! :D(they are a bit on the large side though :rofl:)

Please tell me you are joking! My Auntie lives in Adelaide & she is always moaning about how she can't get any M & S knickers! What's the address!

Wendy May 15th 2007 10:38 am

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by The_Effys (Post 4786062)
Please tell me you are joking! My Auntie lives in Adelaide & she is always moaning about how she can't get any M & S knickers! What's the address!


Tell her Cunninghams on Main North Road, they cost about $5 a pair. :)

MartinLuther May 15th 2007 10:39 am

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by Hutch (Post 4780955)
I've learnt the form now and I realise that if you want to spout a load of half-arsed nonsensical bollocks, all you have to do is prefix your statement with the words "I'll probably get slated for it, but ...". Keen observation on my part has shown that if you use these magic words, you'll get some in-thread support in no time at all, with the added bonus that if you do get 'slated', you predicted it from the beginning.

So, if you've ever wanted to cut loose - now's your moment. Feel free to post your borderline-facist statements, opinionated garbage or loony viewpoints here - just remember to include the all-important phrase at the start of your post. I'll begin ..

I'll probably get slated for it, but ... boomerang's are ****ing shit, Australian women all have VD and the wine's only cheap here because it gives you syphilis.

And for those with nothing to say just put: "Good Post. Wait for the la-di-da brigade to arrive"

This statement will instantly make you seem more intelligent :sneaky: :lol:

MartinLuther May 15th 2007 10:47 am

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 
I'll probably get slated for it but ... why do people with big chips on their shoulder always complain about people have big chips on their shoulders. :D

The_Effys May 15th 2007 10:48 am

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 4786212)
Tell her Cunninghams on Main North Road, they cost about $5 a pair. :)

Yeah, but if I tell her that... she'll have nothing left to moan about :lol:

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Wendy May 15th 2007 10:58 am

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by The_Effys (Post 4786254)
Yeah, but if I tell her that... she'll have nothing left to moan about :lol:

.


:D

Hutch May 15th 2007 11:16 am

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by The_Effys (Post 4786254)
Yeah, but if I tell her that... she'll have nothing left to moan about :lol:

.

Send her to this forum - sure she'll find plenty of new material. :lol:

The_Effys May 15th 2007 11:42 am

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by Hutch (Post 4786354)
Send her to this forum - sure she'll find plenty of new material. :lol:

lol! :rofl:

Pollyana May 15th 2007 2:21 pm

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 
I'll probably get slated for it but.....at the moment I'm having a good week and I quite like it here...... :eek:

Wendy May 15th 2007 2:24 pm

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 4786669)
I'll probably get slated for it but.....at the moment I'm having a good week and I quite like it here...... :eek:


About time too :p:D

rossifumi May 15th 2007 2:26 pm

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 4786669)
I'll probably get slated for it but.....at the moment I'm having a good week and I quite like it here...... :eek:

Wash your mouth out Witch!

Pollyana May 15th 2007 9:10 pm

Re: The "I'll probably get slated for it, but ..." thread ...
 

Originally Posted by rossifumi (Post 4786681)
Wash your mouth out Witch!

Consider it washed - spent half an hour in the Post Office at Chermside :eek: if I don't murder that old cow one day it'll be a miracle.

Thanks for the slating though, I needed it ;) Now just waiting for a repeat of the slating I got last time I posted about the nasty anti-Pom piece of work............


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