I've learnt the form now and I realise that if you want to spout a load of half-arsed nonsensical bollocks, all you have to do is prefix your statement with the words "I'll probably get slated for it, but ...". Keen observation on my part has shown that if you use these magic words, you'll get some in-thread support in no time at all, with the added bonus that if you do get 'slated', you predicted it from the beginning.

So, if you've ever wanted to cut loose - now's your moment. Feel free to post your borderline-facist statements, opinionated garbage or loony viewpoints here - just remember to include the all-important phrase at the start of your post. I'll begin ..

I'll probably get slated for it, but ... boomerang's are ****ing shit, Australian women all have VD and the wine's only cheap here because it gives you syphilis.

Ha ha ha, like:

I'll probably get slated for it but the UK is a sh$t hole because everyone there is a bloody immigrant, I hate immigrants. It won't be like that in Australia!

Have I got the hang of it?

Bored today, are you

I'll probably get slated for it, but ... Perth STILL doesn't have 24/7 shopping, and it's JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!! :curse:

Excellent job.

Keep 'em coming ...

Moi?

I'll probably get slated for it..but...

erm...


nope sorry, can't think of anything

Damn it, I was looking forward to a good slating

that was absolutely rubbish

I'll probably get slated for it but I believe bananas are going up in price

could say the same about your attempt at 'a good slating'

i don't need to try, it just happens

Really?

I'd heard you were very trying

"I'll probably get slated for it but.....Ozzies are feral b****ds walking around supermarkets and malls with bare feet!"

I'll probably get slated for it, but.....isn't Australia brilliant - Did you see what I did there

I'll probably get slated for it, but...whats with all overpriced "houses" that are really little more than shacks! I quite honestly wouldnt put a dog in half of em...um is that what you mean?