I don't think he'd even notice the new furry tray his food was delivered on.

Sushi?

Not for me, thanks.

Probably send them back cause there was hair on them

Paddy

I prefer Brazilian food

sorry mate

i was ok, i was watching the telly while i typed

If Mrs 3 flashed the ironing board in front of me while I was watching Top Gear I'd give her the f***ing Geoff Boycott back hander ...

And who said romance was dead. You must really bowl her over sometimes.

Boycott was a batsman don't you know anything?

Sod all to be honest, cricket doesn't do it for me

Nor top Gear for me...

Hey Sas

You could always stop paying the cable bill

tried to distract the wife from the household chores by pouring a bucket of water above my head whilst topless like Hugh Jackman. Needless to say she wasn't impressed with the mess I made on the loungroom floor

Constantly ...

When I clip her ... it's always below the neck line