tried to distract my husband from watching Top Gear by showing him(@#$%&^*) and he never batted an eyelid...

Well it's all over.....

random symbols are useless, show him your tits

its a repeat of top gear isnt it??!
it is definitely over

He's seen (@#$%&^*) before, he may not have seen that episode before. Priorities hon

Well, let's have a look ......... I might set the video to record

Men - He HAD seen it before and he still preferred the re-run

this is a great post. i havent seen a post that really made me laugh. i can picture you face too

the problem is that your gear isnt top gear any more. does it keep your knees warm?

Stop talking pish and go and watch men playing with bits of machines....

Thanks for that vision Soapy

I was enjoying my beer

When a dog's 'in drive and focussed' they're apparently deaf and have tunnel vision. Same with men and Top Gear.
Nothing you flash would work, unless it was to aid his viewing pleasure, so in future, beer and potato chips.

Maybe beer and the potato chips positioned in the right place

He'd think it was just a new delivery method.

Well if you're jumping from Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond to another pair of tits then it's difficult to distinguish between the two.

I know which ones I'd rather see though. Vrrrooomm vrrrroooom!

And worry about the extra delivery charge