Just remembered another one, Mrs Onion - first name Ann

There were a couple of Wanklyns at the school i used to work at !
Also my friend called her kids chevrolet & Buick wildcat !!


Nicky

Strange but true, at the american company I worked for there was a guy called Richard Cranian which sound suspiciously like Richard Cranium (Cranium = Head, Richard shortens to Dick)


And funnily enough, he was a complete dick head as well No he really really was, he was into guns and white supremacy and stuff, and he really didn't like us calling him dickhead.

Maybe his parents could see into the future when they named him.


I also worked with a guy called Sanford Gotlib, which has no innuendo its just a really stupid name

JTL

There was a vet near me that was called Mr P Nut, and his wife was called Hazel! (I kid you not)

My grandma was called................Lettuce! (suppose it was better than being a cabbage!)

My mums Grandparents (my great grandparents) were called Mary and Joseph!

Ben Dover

Shirley Knott

Russian friend, Uja Nikabolokoff

I used to work with a girl called Rosie Leigh.

I went to school with a girl who's surname was Clutterbuck.

My ex's best mate was dating a girl with "hooker" for a surname!

Mind you, mine's bad enough! if I'd taken my husbands surname I would now be called Mrs Tracy Tracey!

If I'd have married Mr Green I'd be Teresa Green

sick of the jokes so thats why I call myself Tess now

There's a Dr. Death in the next city from where I live now. Also a neurologist called Dr. Brain.

I used to go out with a boy with the surname of......

ALLCOCK......

Creamer, that is unfortunate.

and his friend, Phil McCrackin

Willy is one that makes me laugh, or Dickie.