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sarahge Mar 25th 2006 10:04 pm

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Originally Posted by sarahge
How about Claude Balls (a friend of my father in law), Hugh Cumber, Everard Cock (a vet in South Africa) and the best in my opinion - fresh from the UK, a baby just born to Mr & Mrs Peacock named Drew (say it a couple of times!) :scared: :scared:

Just remembered another one, Mrs Onion - first name Ann :D

nickyjohnt Mar 25th 2006 10:11 pm

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There were a couple of Wanklyns at the school i used to work at ! :D
Also my friend called her kids chevrolet & Buick wildcat !! :eek:


Nicky

JackTheLad Mar 25th 2006 10:19 pm

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Strange but true, at the american company I worked for there was a guy called Richard Cranian which sound suspiciously like Richard Cranium (Cranium = Head, Richard shortens to Dick)


And funnily enough, he was a complete dick head as well :p No he really really was, he was into guns and white supremacy and stuff, and he really didn't like us calling him dickhead.

Maybe his parents could see into the future when they named him.


I also worked with a guy called Sanford Gotlib, which has no innuendo its just a really stupid name :p

JTL

mashy Mar 25th 2006 10:35 pm

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There was a vet near me that was called Mr P Nut, and his wife was called Hazel! (I kid you not)

My grandma was called................Lettuce! (suppose it was better than being a cabbage!)

My mums Grandparents (my great grandparents) were called Mary and Joseph!

stutess Mar 25th 2006 10:38 pm

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Ben Dover :D :D

stutess Mar 25th 2006 10:39 pm

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Shirley Knott :D :D

stutess Mar 25th 2006 10:40 pm

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Russian friend, Uja Nikabolokoff :D

TraceyW Mar 25th 2006 10:52 pm

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I used to work with a girl called Rosie Leigh.

I went to school with a girl who's surname was Clutterbuck.

My ex's best mate was dating a girl with "hooker" for a surname!

Mind you, mine's bad enough! if I'd taken my husbands surname I would now be called Mrs Tracy Tracey! :D

stutess Mar 25th 2006 10:54 pm

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Originally Posted by TraceyW
I used to work with a girl called Rosie Leigh.

I went to school with a girl who's surname was Clutterbuck.

My ex's best mate was dating a girl with "hooker" for a surname!

Mind you, mine's bad enough! if I'd taken my husbands surname I would now be called Mrs Tracy Tracey! :D

If I'd have married Mr Green I'd be Teresa Green :(

stutess Mar 25th 2006 10:58 pm

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sick of the jokes so thats why I call myself Tess now

Dorothy Mar 25th 2006 11:09 pm

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Originally Posted by joho
We have a doctor where I work called Dr Death, he insist on it being pronounced deeth. I had a freind who married a man called Andrew Mann or Andy Mann. A girl at school had the surname 'Whore'.

He He :D

There's a Dr. Death in the next city from where I live now. Also a neurologist called Dr. Brain.

Sam Mar 26th 2006 12:53 am

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I used to go out with a boy with the surname of......

ALLCOCK......

Cheetah7 Mar 26th 2006 1:21 am

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Originally Posted by Buttockup
There's an air stewardess who has the wonderful surname - Creamer.......I thought all my fantasy prayers had been answered at once!


Creamer, that is unfortunate. :D

Sorchar Mar 26th 2006 2:42 am

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Originally Posted by stutess
Ben Dover :D :D


and his friend, Phil McCrackin :D :D

Cheetah7 Mar 26th 2006 2:47 am

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Originally Posted by Sorchar
and his friend, Phil McCrackin :D :D


Willy is one that makes me laugh, or Dickie.


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