Talking to Telstra.

Stop it. You're making it interesting.

I've just defragmented the hard drive, I might back-up later.

Went to give my medical certificate in at work.

It says on it 'Available for work as long as leg is kept above heart.'

I'd like to see that.

my phone auto corrects the spelling of salami to "salmanazars".
i think it ideally needs to be followed by an exclamation mark, thusly: !

Having just ironed 4 full sets of king-sized bedding, the first time in years that I have ironed bedding, I have resolved to move back somewhere I can afford a maid before the in-laws' next visit.

i got bored after 'just'

bravo.

I told you, I've finally found my BE niche.

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Who on B.E. deserves to live in Dull?

I've spent the last hour on a sailing forum perusing the respective merits of a range of anti-fouling paints.

I've been researching an electrical dog containment system.

and i spent all of yesterday writing erroneous information on a sailing forum about paint

is it against the thread rules for me to be intrigued?

is that a containment system for an electrical dog
or an electrical containment system for a dog