pass the orange?

No oranges, can you pass a water melon

gissa beer barman and why aint the a/c working proper its over 40c here

Geez its sooo damn hot today. Already been in the pool this morning. I have decided to stay close to it all day

40.1 at williamtown airport (newcastle) and rising every update. 37.2 in sydney atm

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the misses got called in to work 2-10 today so Im going to have to take the lad swimming, just a bit warm for hanging around here. 3 loads of washing this morn took about 5 minutes to dry, windy as heck too here

yeah very hot wind here too. I feel like someones blowing a big hot hairdryer all over me. Once those marauding kids get out of the pool downstairs i'm back in it!!

Anybody in here for a Christmas Eve drink I'll have a sex on the beach (or should that be I'll have sex on the beach??? Sorry I am a bit confused too much to drink )
Have a good Christmas everyone.
Nicky

Merry christmas Nicky

Same to you, I am enjoying the lull in the storm before the insane present wrapping once the kids are in bed. Just got to make sure that I haven't frunk too much by then .
Santa is getting beer and chocolate biscuits this year, yum
Nicky

I think you've already frunk too much

Mines a schooner please.
Is that the time ? less than 5 hrs til I beat the crap outta some fella trying to break into me house dressed as santa.

bah humbug everyone, now wheres the bladdy coal I had earlier ?

Playlist for the last 45min is: (picked meself)

ella fitxgerald stars fell on alabama
louis armstrong what a bladdy wonderful world
glenn miller moonlight serenade
artie shaw smoke gets in your eyes
johnny mathis chances are
tony bennett isnt it romantic
benny goodman sentimental journey
bobby helms special angel
bobby vinton roses are red my love
charlie pride crystal chandeliers
dusty springfie;d wishing and hoping
edith piaf non, je ne regret
gene pitney somethings gotta hold of my heart
jimmy shand the gay gordons
mamas & papas monday monday
patti page tennessee waltz
platters only you
sandpipers guantanamera
vern gosdin do you believe me now (friggen great tune)

and now pink floyd with van morrison live comfortably numb (which I will be in about 3 hrs)

Sorry but I have come in here to get steadily p****d listening to the Christmas classics of Slade and Wizard as these Aussies need to be taught how to do Christmas music Will join you with Floyd and Morrison comfortably numb soon enough
Nicky

Roger Waters actually

wizard ? I can only find see my baby jive in my library Ive been robbed,
greg lake next then, and another schooner will do nicely