Originally Posted by wardy2 (Post 5564665)

What a dick, you are well rid.

Keep hold of your dream you are so valuble to the people of oz being a nurse they will welcome you with open arms.

But, if you were thinking of grassing him up to DIAC, as much as it would be great, he may make it hard for you to go with kids on your own if his visa is revoked, just a thought.

keep strong don't let the b***** get you down.

Not quite as eloquent as PP :lol:

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5564687)

He could make it difficult, but not if she gets to Australia and then grasses him up.

Shall we get him and rub chilli peppers into his genitals? You hold him down and I shall do it, I dont mind - I can squash people you know.:lol:

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5564687)

He could make it difficult, but not if she gets to Australia and then grasses him up.

Shall we get him and rub chilli peppers into his genitals? You hold him down and I shall do it, I dont mind - I can squash people you know.:lol:

Originally Posted by wardy2 (Post 5564706)

Good point PP never thought of that, grass him up when you get there.

Would we be able to find his genitals sounds like he has no balls to me!!!!!

Originally Posted by wardy2 (Post 5564706)

Good point PP never thought of that, grass him up when you get there.

Would we be able to find his genitals sounds like he has no balls to me!!!!!

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5564719)

I should have gone to bed ages ago but I just cant step away from the keyboard, I shall finish my horlicks.

We should rub chilli peppers and Hot chilli sauce in the little hole at the end of his willy.

And then squeeze it and pull it - just like you do with pastry.

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5564719)

I should have gone to bed ages ago but I just cant step away from the keyboard, I shall finish my horlicks.

We should rub chilli peppers and Hot chilli sauce in the little hole at the end of his willy.

And then squeeze it and pull it - just like you do with pastry.

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5564719)

I should have gone to bed ages ago but I just cant step away from the keyboard, I shall finish my horlicks.

We should rub chilli peppers and Hot chilli sauce in the little hole at the end of his willy.

And then squeeze it and pull it - just like you do with pastry.

Originally Posted by wardy2 (Post 5564740)

Not sure that would hurt enough can we shove a firework up his arse aswell, :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5564719)

I should have gone to bed ages ago but I just cant step away from the keyboard, I shall finish my horlicks.

We should rub chilli peppers and Hot chilli sauce in the little hole at the end of his willy.

And then squeeze it and pull it - just like you do with pastry.

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5564752)

How about fixing him up with one of those Thai Ladyboys. Once they have had the full operation you cannot tell the difference.

We met one girl who had her adams apple 'shaved' and the full operation. One guy paid for her services and afterwards was told she was a he, my goodness you should have seen his face:rofl:

We could fix him up with one, let him do the deed and then tell him he has bedded another bloke.

Quality!

Then we can slam his man parts into a heavy metal door.

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5564752)

How about fixing him up with one of those Thai Ladyboys. Once they have had the full operation you cannot tell the difference.

We met one girl who had her adams apple 'shaved' and the full operation. One guy paid for her services and afterwards was told she was a he, my goodness you should have seen his face:rofl:

We could fix him up with one, let him do the deed and then tell him he has bedded another bloke.

Quality!

Then we can slam his man parts into a heavy metal door.

Originally Posted by gorgeousgal (Post 5563590)

I have an appointment to see a solicitor next week. I'm out to get as much as I can (I sound like Heather "Mucca" Mills McCartney), not just for me, but for my kids. There's a fair bit of money/property involved (not showing off) and I will make sure we get what we're entitled to. I will be polite and hold my head high to keep my dignity and I don't want the children exposed to fighting & muck slinging. However, in my head it will all be going on!! The things I have called them :eek: (in my head!!) I would like nothing more than to cut his *!?* off and ram it down her throat, but I will play the game and get what I want. ;)
I'm still in complete shock, but I'm absolutely certain I will NEVER have him back (not that he wants to come back). I know it's going to be incredibly hard and I can't get my head around the fact that 3 days ago I was "happily married" and about to emigrate with my family. I feel very stupid not to have realised something was going on. He's been seeing her for nearly two years! He told me he was going to leave me last year, but my Dad died and messed up his plans:curse: He had also led me to believe that we had all been granted visas, however, he hadn't even included us! How stupid and naive can you be:confused: I had total trust in him and had no reason not to believe him. I bet she applied for her visa when he did and already has it.
I'm very uncertain about what to do next. I'll get advice from my solicitor regarding financial issues, but whether I go to Oz or not ??????? My gut feeling says go for it, but it's early days and I don't want to make rash decisions when I'm not thinking straight:unsure:
Sorry to ramble, but I'm actually feeling quite lonely. Once the kids are in bed, that's it - the brain goes into overdrive!
Thanks again for listening, you're all marvellous x

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5564474)

That should keep you busy for now, till I can come up with some more. Half a minute, lets have a poetry contest.

There was a man who never knew
The value of what he had
He found a tart and dipped his pork
And made her beaver go bad

He had this dream of going to Oz
And so they told some lies
He got his visa and planned to go
With the mingemouth and her thighs

Now what he didnt realise
Was his wife was ever so smart
She made a call to the DIAC team
And dobbed him and his tart

So now shes on her way to Oz
To see what she can see
While her ex and his dirty tart
Are at the clinic with VD