Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
Oct 22nd 2010, 4:51 am
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Oct 22nd 2010, 4:51 am
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Re: Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
PP jumped as the doorbell rang, peering out of the window she saw Spartacus clutching a box of chocolates and a bottle of wine, smoothing down his hair, he took a deep breath and smiled as she opened the door.
'Wanna come and play with my kelpie?' PP grinned at him, taking the bottle of wine and choccies from him, she beckoned him to come into the living room.
'Will it hurt?' Spartacus said looking a touch nervous.
'Only if you are not quick enough with his balls' PP replied and grabbed a load of tennis balls from the cupboard.
Spartacus looked disappointed and sighed 'I was hoping to play with your tits'
'Oh not again Sparty, last time you tried that you were trapped for 7 days and had to be rescued by Dunroamin and Stevo and Stevo still hasn't recovered by the nipple injury' PP patted Sparty on the back gentley,
'I will help!' Pollyanna yelled as she came out of the kitchen with Louise and Tiddlypom.
Spartacus looked up and laughed, 'Is this death by mammary?"
Tiddlypom and Louise looked at one another and then at Sparty and giggled 'You could say that'.
'Wanna come and play with my kelpie?' PP grinned at him, taking the bottle of wine and choccies from him, she beckoned him to come into the living room.
'Will it hurt?' Spartacus said looking a touch nervous.
'Only if you are not quick enough with his balls' PP replied and grabbed a load of tennis balls from the cupboard.
Spartacus looked disappointed and sighed 'I was hoping to play with your tits'
'Oh not again Sparty, last time you tried that you were trapped for 7 days and had to be rescued by Dunroamin and Stevo and Stevo still hasn't recovered by the nipple injury' PP patted Sparty on the back gentley,
'I will help!' Pollyanna yelled as she came out of the kitchen with Louise and Tiddlypom.
Spartacus looked up and laughed, 'Is this death by mammary?"
Tiddlypom and Louise looked at one another and then at Sparty and giggled 'You could say that'.
Have visions of DunRoamin, Sparty and Stevo clambering around your cleavage! Oh I don't mind if it's him
Oct 22nd 2010, 4:52 am
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Oct 22nd 2010, 5:02 am
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Re: Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
You are talking about breasts right? Oh hang, on I was thinking of using flour to retrace my steps, so quite obviously another part of PP's anatomy...Sorry...
Oct 22nd 2010, 5:19 am
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Re: Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
"Tell our families, all three of us are safe . . . conditions down here are pretty grim . . . pitch black and unbearable humidity . . . we're rationing what food we have, but we've only enough for a few more days, Stevo's been looking at me funny, he's a big lad who obviously likes his grub . . . I'm afraid he might try to do me in . . . send help . . ."
Oct 22nd 2010, 5:22 am
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Re: Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
"Tell our families, all three of us are safe . . . conditions down here are pretty grim . . . pitch black and unbearable humidity . . . we're rationing what food we have, but we've only enough for a few more days, Stevo's been looking at me funny, he's a big lad who obviously likes his grub . . . I'm afraid he might try to do me in . . . send help . . ."
Oct 22nd 2010, 5:29 am
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Re: Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
We have ventured into PP's bosom haven't we?!? I was just thinking of lighting our gas burning miner's lamps but I have to be sure we're wedged in the crack of her breasty-dumpling and not her arse before I strike this match???
Oct 22nd 2010, 6:15 am
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The canary's just carked it . . . it won't be long now I'm afraid . . . mother can you hear me!
Oct 22nd 2010, 7:07 am
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Re: Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
Lorna woke up in her large, comfortable bed and stretched languorously feeling the heat from her naked body and the touch of her soft skin under her fingertips. In her cosy cocoon and lethargic semi-conciousness her head was filled with warm and sensual images of the sexy, young, handsome and perfectly toned lifeguard who'd been so attentive to her every need and such a passionate and eager lover. She wanted to feel his strong arms and his shapely legs wrapped around her again.
She reached out a lazy hand to caress him but felt only empty space.
It was then that she heard her partner crashing coffee cups around in the kitchen and the two children arguing over who was having the last of the Coco-Pops and who'd be left with boring Weetabix.
Dream over and back to reality - Lorna reluctantly pulled on an old but favourite robe, shoved her tired feet into a pair of well worn slippers, pulled her hair away from her sleepy eyes pinning it up with a large, plastic clip and resigned herself to a day full of cleaning and cooking. How she wished she had begun preperations for her dinner party yesterday. She had at least got one thing organised yesterday. She had bought more than a few litres of delicious wine. Would it be really bad to have an aperitivo for breakfast? Yes of course it would, so she got the kids off to school and sat down at the computer with a fresh cup of tea to check out the day's posts on BE. She did after all, have the whole day to clean the bathroom and she was an old hand at throwing some ingredients together and turning them into a mouth watering meal. She was looking forward to that wine though.
She reached out a lazy hand to caress him but felt only empty space.
It was then that she heard her partner crashing coffee cups around in the kitchen and the two children arguing over who was having the last of the Coco-Pops and who'd be left with boring Weetabix.
Dream over and back to reality - Lorna reluctantly pulled on an old but favourite robe, shoved her tired feet into a pair of well worn slippers, pulled her hair away from her sleepy eyes pinning it up with a large, plastic clip and resigned herself to a day full of cleaning and cooking. How she wished she had begun preperations for her dinner party yesterday. She had at least got one thing organised yesterday. She had bought more than a few litres of delicious wine. Would it be really bad to have an aperitivo for breakfast? Yes of course it would, so she got the kids off to school and sat down at the computer with a fresh cup of tea to check out the day's posts on BE. She did after all, have the whole day to clean the bathroom and she was an old hand at throwing some ingredients together and turning them into a mouth watering meal. She was looking forward to that wine though.
Lorna's dreamless sleep was interrupted by the deep and penetrating sound of the alarm clock. Hastily she flung her right arm out and wildly jabbed her hand around until her fingers came into contact with the snooze button.
Gratefully she sank her head deeper into the pillows but her hope of another five minutes of oblivion was smashed with one thunderbolt, sudden memory from last night's dinner party.
She hadn't really agreed to go out to a karaoke bar tonight and sing had she? She couldn't have. She wouldn't have. So why were the lyrics to "I will survive" jumping about inside her head?
Oct 22nd 2010, 7:09 am
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Re: Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
Lorna's dreamless sleep was interrupted by the deep and penetrating sound of the alarm clock. Hastily she flung her right arm out and wildly jabbed her hand around until her fingers came into contact with the snooze button.
Gratefully she sank her head deeper into the pillows but her hope of another five minutes of oblivion was smashed with one thunderbolt, sudden memory from last night's dinner party.
She hadn't really agreed to go out to a karaoke bar tonight and sing had she? She couldn't have. She wouldn't have. So why were the lyrics to "I will survive" jumping about inside her head?
Gratefully she sank her head deeper into the pillows but her hope of another five minutes of oblivion was smashed with one thunderbolt, sudden memory from last night's dinner party.
She hadn't really agreed to go out to a karaoke bar tonight and sing had she? She couldn't have. She wouldn't have. So why were the lyrics to "I will survive" jumping about inside her head?