Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
Oct 22nd 2010, 3:54 am
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I have known him too long and he has become a mate, he was really good about fixing our fence when Mr PP was in hospital.In all honesty, I am not very good at doing that, I have tried in the past and just felt like a fish out of water. If I feel I am being ripped off I tend to get shitty and end the agreement so dont have the patience to use the old charms.
Probably getting too old for it, a middle aged overweight chick trying to do that would probably make most reach for the bucket.
But I tell you one thing, if I was younger, slimmer and could carry it off I would give it a bash.
I do get served quicker in bars though 
Oct 22nd 2010, 3:57 am
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Oct 22nd 2010, 3:59 am
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Oct 22nd 2010, 4:02 am
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Boobs that stop traffic!No don't get a seat but do get some weirdos standing close and bumping into me by 'accident' sometimes though.
Oct 22nd 2010, 4:04 am
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Oct 22nd 2010, 4:14 am
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Thursday knew, as soon as I made my presence known, that this would be my turn to dominate; my turn to let her know that I was in charge and that she was my steed, ready to be saddled and rode just the way that I wanted to ride her. For once, I was the boss and I held the whip and Thursday would relent to my will, just for once. Thursday was mine and I was ready to take her. Her body trembled with the thought of my manly physique subsuming her vulnerable, delicate and feminine form as I slowly and firmly held her still, waiting for her to accept me in whichever way I chose to give myself to her...
Next...
Next...
and that's about where I am up to with my day so far....Not that exciting really?
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Oct 22nd 2010, 4:21 am
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PP jumped as the doorbell rang, peering out of the window she saw Spartacus clutching a box of chocolates and a bottle of wine, smoothing down his hair, he took a deep breath and smiled as she opened the door.
'Wanna come and play with my kelpie?' PP grinned at him, taking the bottle of wine and choccies from him, she beckoned him to come into the living room.
'Will it hurt?' Spartacus said looking a touch nervous.
'Only if you are not quick enough with his balls' PP replied and grabbed a load of tennis balls from the cupboard.
Spartacus looked disappointed and sighed 'I was hoping to play with your tits'
'Oh not again Sparty, last time you tried that you were trapped for 7 days and had to be rescued by Dunroamin and Stevo and Stevo still hasn't recovered by the nipple injury' PP patted Sparty on the back gentley,
'I will help!' Pollyanna yelled as she came out of the kitchen with Louise and Tiddlypom.
Spartacus looked up and laughed, 'Is this death by mammary?"
Tiddlypom and Louise looked at one another and then at Sparty and giggled 'You could say that'.
'Wanna come and play with my kelpie?' PP grinned at him, taking the bottle of wine and choccies from him, she beckoned him to come into the living room.
'Will it hurt?' Spartacus said looking a touch nervous.
'Only if you are not quick enough with his balls' PP replied and grabbed a load of tennis balls from the cupboard.
Spartacus looked disappointed and sighed 'I was hoping to play with your tits'
'Oh not again Sparty, last time you tried that you were trapped for 7 days and had to be rescued by Dunroamin and Stevo and Stevo still hasn't recovered by the nipple injury' PP patted Sparty on the back gentley,
'I will help!' Pollyanna yelled as she came out of the kitchen with Louise and Tiddlypom.
Spartacus looked up and laughed, 'Is this death by mammary?"
Tiddlypom and Louise looked at one another and then at Sparty and giggled 'You could say that'.
Oct 22nd 2010, 4:38 am
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PP jumped as the doorbell rang, peering out of the window she saw Spartacus clutching a box of chocolates and a bottle of wine, smoothing down his hair, . . 
. . he took a deep breath and smiled as she opened the door.
'Wanna come and play with my kelpie?' PP grinned at him, taking the bottle of wine and choccies from him, she beckoned him to come into the living room.
'Will it hurt?' Spartacus said looking a touch nervous.
'Only if you are not quick enough with his balls' PP replied and grabbed a load of tennis balls from the cupboard.
Spartacus looked disappointed and sighed 'I was hoping to play with your tits'
'Oh not again Sparty, last time you tried that you were trapped for 7 days and had to be rescued by Dunroamin and Stevo and Stevo still hasn't recovered by the nipple injury' PP patted Sparty on the back gentley,
'I will help!' Pollyanna yelled as she came out of the kitchen with Louise and Tiddlypom.
Spartacus looked up and laughed, 'Is this death by mammary?"
Tiddlypom and Louise looked at one another and then at Sparty and giggled 'You could say that'.
. . he took a deep breath and smiled as she opened the door.'Wanna come and play with my kelpie?' PP grinned at him, taking the bottle of wine and choccies from him, she beckoned him to come into the living room.
'Will it hurt?' Spartacus said looking a touch nervous.
'Only if you are not quick enough with his balls' PP replied and grabbed a load of tennis balls from the cupboard.
Spartacus looked disappointed and sighed 'I was hoping to play with your tits'
'Oh not again Sparty, last time you tried that you were trapped for 7 days and had to be rescued by Dunroamin and Stevo and Stevo still hasn't recovered by the nipple injury' PP patted Sparty on the back gentley,
'I will help!' Pollyanna yelled as she came out of the kitchen with Louise and Tiddlypom.
Spartacus looked up and laughed, 'Is this death by mammary?"
Tiddlypom and Louise looked at one another and then at Sparty and giggled 'You could say that'.
Last edited by spartacus; Oct 22nd 2010 at 4:43 am.
Oct 22nd 2010, 4:47 am
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Re: Describe your day so far in the context of a steamy novel
With Thursday now long gone and a distant memory of throbbing loins of yesterday, my lustful and needy attention turned, once more, to her flirtatious and gregarious younger sister Friday. It had been exactly one week since Friday and had I danced the light Fandago, each time almost culminating in a multitude of ecstatic, sexually charged crescendos, whilst entwined around each other like amorous red ivy on a telegraph pole. I say almost because whilst Friday likes to tempt me, as she does every week, by allowing me a fleeting and yet exhilarating glimpse of her holiest of holies, she has never allowed me to venture past the gates of her kingdom. Friday seemed to take enormous pleasure in showing me what lay inside her courtyard but whilst always choosing to impose an ongoing solitude within the soft, warm and inviting walls of her excruciatingly desirable retreat. Deep down I felt almost sure that Friday wanted me simply to take her and assault her fortifications with my phallic battering ram but I had to be sure that a resolute "YES!" was not confused with a sexually heightened and sheepish "NO" and that a resolute "NO" was not an amateurish attempt at reverse psychology and that "MEH?" was not a result of acute flatulence and a side effect of her trying vigorously to clear her bowels? Friday was no stranger to sexual frustration except this time she sensed that something was different, she could see that my blood was pumping, conspicuously pooling in certain places of my anatomy, but the game was still in play and Friday was the master and I her addicted slave. She relished that I craved her Opiate and that she had me in exactly the same position that every dealer wants their junkies. To her I was simply a thing to be played with, to myself I was like a USB device that had been owned like forever but that had never been taken out of it's packaging but so desperately needed to be plugged in......
and that's about where I am up to with my day so far....Not that exciting really?
and that's about where I am up to with my day so far....Not that exciting really?
