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Old Dec 26th 2006, 3:19 am
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Talking Congrats to Mr Warne on number 700

Gorgeous bloke and plays cricket well too

700 Test Wickets

(apologies to everyone within 20 miles that was just disturbed by me cheering )
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Gorgeous bloke and plays cricket well too

700 Test Wickets

(apologies to everyone within 20 miles that was just disturbed by me cheering )
He looks like a fat old hamster to me.

Good effort on the 700 wickets though.
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Originally Posted by Ellesse
He looks like a fat old hamster to me.
AH, but I happen to think fat old hamsters are cute
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
AH, but I happen to think fat old hamsters are cute
Or fat ol chipmonks.


Well done Warnie you champion.
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Or fat ol chipmonks.
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Well done Warnie you champion.
5 for 39, thats just skill, pure skill
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
5 for 39, thats just skill, pure skill
I guess no one can be brilliant at everything. He obviously sucks big time as a decent human being
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I guess no one can be brilliant at everything. He obviously sucks big time as a decent human being
He's in the same bracket as me then - I don't care, he can text me any time
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
He's in the same bracket as me then - I don't care, he can text me any time

I'm with you there Although I'd rather he popped in while hubby was at work
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I'm with you there Although I'd rather he popped in while hubby was at work
That would be to show you his flipper would it?
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That would be to show you his flipper would it?
She can have his flipper when I've finished flipping it
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5 for 39, thats just skill, pure skill
Don't forget the amazing skill from the batting side!
I don't think there will be any gongs handed out this time for the Engalnd team (apart from the sackings, that is).
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Is that 700 wickets or 700 women he has slept with.
l feel sorry for his wife or ex-wife now.
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Originally Posted by Lord Pom Percy
Is that 700 wickets or 700 women he has slept with.
l feel sorry for his wife or ex-wife now.
I don't, she put up with too much too long. I feel desperately sorry for the children though.
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I don't, she put up with too much too long. I feel desperately sorry for the children though.
Yes , each time he got caught he said he would never do it again and she kept forgiving him then a week later theres another story in the newapapers about him sleeping with another stripper or sending another dirty text message to some girl he met in a nightclub. Then he said they would start a new life in the UK and there would be no more women, a few weeks after they moved to the UK its revealed he has shagged half the female population of the England, only then she divorced him.

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