Congrats to Mr Warne on number 700
 

Gorgeous bloke and plays cricket well too :)

700 Test Wickets :D

(apologies to everyone within 20 miles that was just disturbed by me cheering :o )

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He looks like a fat old hamster to me. :D

Good effort on the 700 wickets though. :beer:

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AH, but I happen to think fat old hamsters are cute ;)

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Or fat ol chipmonks.


Well done Warnie you champion. :beer:

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:D :p

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5 for 39, thats just skill, pure skill :)

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I guess no one can be brilliant at everything. He obviously sucks big time as a decent human being :p

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He's in the same bracket as me then - I don't care, he can text me any time ;)

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I'm with you there ;) Although I'd rather he popped in while hubby was at work :eek:

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That would be to show you his flipper would it? ;)

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She can have his flipper when I've finished flipping it :p

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Don't forget the amazing skill :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: from the batting side!
I don't think there will be any gongs handed out this time for the Engalnd team (apart from the sackings, that is).

Re: Congrats to Mr Warne on number 700
 

Is that 700 wickets or 700 women he has slept with. :confused:
l feel sorry for his wife or ex-wife now.

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I don't, she put up with too much too long. I feel desperately sorry for the children though.

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Yes , each time he got caught he said he would never do it again and she kept forgiving him then a week later theres another story in the newapapers about him sleeping with another stripper or sending another dirty text message to some girl he met in a nightclub. Then he said they would start a new life in the UK and there would be no more women, a few weeks after they moved to the UK its revealed he has shagged half the female population of the England, only then she divorced him.